What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing brand new thigh high Laboutin thigh high boots with my stretched out old Fruit of the Loom underpants.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m not wearing a kilt (today)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pizza flavored boxers.

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

Socks

 

[Lmizzler]

A dress

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the pants from any of the odd numbered Doctor Whos.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a flashing butt plug

 

[joclfc]

Im not wearing my glasses, hope I've spelt all that correctly

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Joe Cool's cool guy shades.

 

[F3x0r]

I am not wearing a suit

 

[KatNipHigh]

I'm not wearing my fuzzy, cute penguin slippers

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing skin colored clothes.

 

[joclfc]

Im in the bath so not wearing anything

 

[pocketpixie28]

Jeans

 

[goodMoaning69]

Pants

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the same clothes as my Minecraft skin.