What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Poor skittles.
@Kitty_so_frisky something fruity is refreshing.
I love fruit, but Skittles are just okay. Love Reese’s, but honestly, Peanut Butter M&M’s combine the best of Reese’s and M&M’s, which made including them in the lineup feel like it would have been cheating 🫣

Fuck Skittles
Marry Reese’s Pieces
Kill Licorice
LOL was trying to stick to the Advil-shaped candies, but yeah, black licorice is particularly vile!

Except can we fuck Skittles
Marry Reese’s and m&m’s
Kill licorice
Now THAT is cheating 😜
 
I mean, if I get an adult Halloween haul, I'd

Fuck Cupcakes (I do not care if they have, like, razors in them--they were made by grandma!)
Marry Reese's cups
Kill those weird honey bee things that always taste like they came out of grandma's ass
Okay, if we’re doing any kind of candy:

Fuck all the Japanese Kit-Kats
Marry Ferrero Rocher
Kill candy corn
 
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