Photog1rl
My steaks too juicy
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You never call, you never write and then you post this?Sure would be nice to have someone to do a little making out with tonight.![]()
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You never call, you never write and then you post this?Sure would be nice to have someone to do a little making out with tonight.![]()
I think that would be nice, too. I used to hate the idea, but then I found someone at one point who actually knew what he was doing.Sure would be nice to have someone to do a little making out with tonight.![]()
making with the right person is amazing. Now you've got a standard!I think that would be nice, too. I used to hate the idea, but then I found someone at one point who actually knew what he was doing.
Fuck skittles
Marry Starburst?
Fuck M&M’sKill Tootsie Pop?
Fuck M&M’s
Marry Reese’s Pieces
Kill Skittles
I think that's pretty accurate, to be honest.Fuck M&M’s
Marry Reese’s Pieces
Kill Skittles
Poor skittles.I think that's pretty accurate, to be honest.
Fuck M&M’s
Marry Reese’s Pieces
Kill Skittles
Except can we fuck SkittlesFuck Skittles
Marry Reese’s Pieces
Kill Licorice
Yes, I didn’t realize that was allowed…Except can we fuck Skittles
Marry Reese’s and m&m’s
Kill licorice
I love fruit, but Skittles are just okay. Love Reese’s, but honestly, Peanut Butter M&M’s combine the best of Reese’s and M&M’s, which made including them in the lineup feel like it would have been cheatingPoor skittles.
@Kitty_so_frisky something fruity is refreshing.
LOL was trying to stick to the Advil-shaped candies, but yeah, black licorice is particularly vile!Fuck Skittles
Marry Reese’s Pieces
Kill Licorice
Now THAT is cheatingExcept can we fuck Skittles
Marry Reese’s and m&m’s
Kill licorice
Okay, if we’re doing any kind of candy:I mean, if I get an adult Halloween haul, I'd
Fuck Cupcakes (I do not care if they have, like, razors in them--they were made by grandma!)
Marry Reese's cups
Kill those weird honey bee things that always taste like they came out of grandma's ass
Once more, accurate. Almost distressingly accurate.Okay, if we’re doing any kind of candy:
Fuck all the Japanese Kit-Kats
Marry Ferrero Rocher
Kill candy corn
Have you ever had candy corn and peanuts? I think it is called fall mix?Once more, accurate. Almost distressingly accurate.
I have not! I actually used to like candy corn, but in small doses. If I ate it now, I'd probably die.Have you ever had candy corn and peanuts? I think it is called fall mix?
Last year I reluctantly tried it. Convinced I would absolutely hate it and I was wrong. It is kind of like a payday candy bar.I have not! I actually used to like candy corn, but in small doses. If I ate it now, I'd probably die.
If you have good insurance don't worry about itHow long can I put off the sparky️ parts of my electrical home improvements?
I feel this one really, really, really hard. All the best to you, friend. Sending the best vibes to you.Wish my brain would just create a consistent amount of happy juice rather than this feast or famine method. At least experience reminds me that tomorrow will be better.
Made you laughLmfao god damnit.