AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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- May 15, 2021
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Took so fucking long I thought you were still out on the boat trying to catch themOi. Fish fingers not good enough for you now, lady?
*walks away, muttering*
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Took so fucking long I thought you were still out on the boat trying to catch themOi. Fish fingers not good enough for you now, lady?
*walks away, muttering*
that's whatI’m slow and sloppy. What a winning combination![]()
Look at you bragging about having a plus on that DStraight As and one D+
Size matters????Look at you bragging about having a plus on that D![]()
Food will be served in approx 55 minutes.What time do you want me there?![]()
Better have service after. I don’t do quickiesFood will be served in approx 55 minutes.
So it just depends on whether you want service *ahem* before or after supper.
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It's hard to talk under that mask!In my experience, axe murderers don't go round saying they are axe murderers.
I know right.....It's hard to talk under that mask!
Today, I wish I could hug you.It’s heavy in my head today.
Grief is odd. Most of the time, it’s light. I can carry it without too much effort. Death is a part of life, and nothing lasts forever. I always show that I care, that I love, as much as I can to those that matter. Loss is about me, not the one I lost. Not really.
But sometimes, grief just hits like a 40 foot breaker and I’m driven under, and I struggle to hold myself up.
I miss you, Nebbles. It wasn’t fair, what happened to you, but you’re such a light to me, even now. Thank you for being you, and loving me, loving all of us, the way only you could.
I miss you
Today, grief is heavy.
My brain hurtsHay BFG howz it goen with u I hope awell is goood un yur and![]()
I could use a good hug.Today, I wish I could hug you.
Who is the lucky lady?I cartainly can't say with absolute certainty. But it sure feels like my dijon cashew salmon has gotten me laid every time I've made it for a sexually available woman.
Guess what's for dinner?
we flied a kite and it was very highI couldn't get this part? The rest made total sense
Not as high as mom!we flied a kite and it was very high
I was wondering if anyone would read itNot as high as mom!
Can you send me your recipeI cartainly can't say with absolute certainty. But it sure feels like my dijon cashew salmon has gotten me laid every time I've made it for a sexually available woman.
Guess what's for dinner?
Now you should know I'm not talking about youI thought you said I was an angel??
Followed immediately by the understanding that you made a simple typographical error that someone will point out in the comments and thus give you a "1."Every time I click that submit story button I'm hit with both excitement and trepidation![]()
A cry emoji would also fit this commentFollowed immediately by the understanding that you made a simple typographical error that someone will point out in the comments and thus give you a "1."