What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ImpishSeraph]

I couldn't get this part? The rest made total sense

we flied a kite and it was very high

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

we flied a kite and it was very high

Not as high as mom!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Not as high as mom!

I was wondering if anyone would read it

 

[Qky75]

If I do'd it I get a whoopin'........ehhhh....I do'd it!

 

[cole4258]

I cartainly can't say with absolute certainty. But it sure feels like my dijon cashew salmon has gotten me laid every time I've made it for a sexually available woman.

Guess what's for dinner?

Can you send me your recipe

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I thought you said I was an angel??

Now you should know I'm not talking about you

Actually you don't know that but take my word for it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Every time I click that submit story button I'm hit with both excitement and trepidation

Followed immediately by the understanding that you made a simple typographical error that someone will point out in the comments and thus give you a "1."

 

[summer_reine]

Followed immediately by the understanding that you made a simple typographical error that someone will point out in the comments and thus give you a "1."

A cry emoji would also fit this comment

 

[UnquietDreams]

In my experience, axe murderers don't go round saying they are axe murderers.

So if I am confronted by a maniacal man with said axe and he informes me that he is, in fact, an axe murder, I will be safe telling him that he is not?

 

[UnquietDreams]

A cry emoji would also fit this comment

Or it will be rejected because you are an AI. (Is that still an issue? It has been several months since my last submission.)

 

[MiaBabe23]

The Stars on Dancing With the Stars are who again?

Though Dwight Howard was a star player!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Though Dwight Howard was a star player!

I think if I remember I said he’s a good dancer with some moves.

 

[RickTango]

I think if I remember I said he’s a good dancer with some moves.

I can be a good dancer. Just saying.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The Stars on Dancing With the Stars are who again?

Dancing With Some People lacks punch.

 

[Qky75]

Dancing With Some People lacks punch.

New reality show Dancing with Public Accountants

 

[barefootgirl69]

The Stars on Dancing With the Stars are who again?

Our friend, Steve! Clark Kent of the pommel horse. his Olympic performance!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Our friend, Steve! Clark Kent of the pommel horse. his Olympic performance!

I still need to watch him from last night. I’ve only watched part of the last episode. He’s a cutie patootie.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I still need to watch him from last night. I’ve only watched part of the last episode. He’s a cutie patootie.

I don't watch DWTS, but I'm hoping he gets good scores!

 

[MandaPandaa]

Now you should know I'm not talking about you

Actually you don't know that but take my word for it.

I do. I'm sorry, I'm just teasing.

I hope you're good.

 

[Exhibit0013]

Just laid down in bed

 

[Whiskeyjack]

6 hours is too long for any meeting. Especially those that start at 5pm.
Also, I'm happy they fed us, but loading us up with pasta and potatoes and then expecting us to stay awake 4 more hours is just poor planning.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I stayed up far too late last night - I would have never made it through @Whiskeyjack's meeting!!!!

 

[summer_reine]

Or it will be rejected because you are an AI. (Is that still an issue? It has been several months since my last submission.)

I have not experienced that, luckily. My first submission ever was bounced back for terrible formatting but otherwise it just takes a week or two of nail biting. Maybe my writing is too poor to be considered AI

 

[MiaBabe23]

Wondering whether to try and shoot hoops before class tomorrow; also wondering how I was ever disciplined enough to do so in the past!

 

[Noor]

Where are you? Things are getting scary here and Your barn owl is who-ting.