What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[kinkincguy]

Do I need extra fun things from the store before the snow arrives.

 

[ConfusinglyDelerious]

You can't go around saying you're into older men, and then expect us to carry the whole conversation.

We're predisposed to throwing our backs out from having to do heavy lifting, damnit!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Day 438 of entrapment within this icy prison: I understand why hamsters eat their young.

 

[crazychemgirl]

if this headache doesn’t go away soon I’m gonna toss myself off a cliff

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

if this headache doesn’t go away soon I’m gonna toss myself off a cliff

Aim for my bosom- tis soft and quiet...I'll feed you 800mg ibuprofen. Just watch it with the cracker crumbs.

 

[Tallulah82]

if this headache doesn’t go away soon I’m gonna toss myself off a cliff

I've heard that tossing off does help headaches, but not sure cliffs are normally involved.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

huh... I didn't think we were supposed to get snow today... but, here we are!

 

[Tallulah82]

A similar thought passed through my mind, but I decided that "discretion is the better part of valour". Or, you know, I didn't want to get stabbed through the spleen with a sharpened dildo. One or the other.

Babes, you're still new here, really.

Wait til you're as old as I am in Lit years (my join date isn't original) then you get to say shit as much as you want without being fucked.

Sadly.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've heard that tossing off does help headaches, but not sure cliffs are normally involved.

Really? Usually makes mine worse? All that pounding….blood.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Really? Usually makes mine worse? All that pounding….blood.

Yeah … I’ve tried every “cure” known to man … nothing is helpful.

 

[Tallulah82]

Yeah … I’ve tried every “cure” known to man … nothing is helpful.

So, what I hear is that you haven't yet tried every cure known to women, though...

 

[Tallulah82]

Really? Usually makes mine worse? All that pounding….blood.

Hmmm. That's interesting. We should experiment with that.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hmmm. That's interesting. We should experiment with that.

For science!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmmm. That's interesting. We should experiment with that.

My lifetime sample set is pretty large

I don’t learn gud.

 

[Tallulah82]

My lifetime sample set is pretty large

I don’t learn gud.

Wow. What a bragger.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow. What a bragger.

I’m just old.

 

[kinkincguy]

Nipples … mainly thinking about nipples.

 

[BongoGal]

Nipples … mainly thinking about nipples.

A few minutes ago I ran out to my car in the freezing cold, and by the time I got back, my nips actually hurt.

 

[Tallulah82]

A few minutes ago I ran out to my car in the freezing cold, and by the time I got back, my nips actually hurt.

Told you to put your bra and top on.

 

[kinkincguy]

A few minutes ago I ran out to my car in the freezing cold, and by the time I got back, my nips actually hurt.

Sometimes that’s a good thing

 

[BongoGal]

Told you to put your bra and top on.

There was no bra, but I did have on a cake knit sweater that I tossed on over a t-shirt. When I got back inside and pulled it off over my head, it sort of flicked then both at once, and I said out loud, "Ouch! What the hell?"

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yeah … I’ve tried every “cure” known to man … nothing is helpful.

I haven’t found any magical cures either. Migraine meds, water, and resting in the dark have been the most consistently helpful.

Asking for boobs is a mental balm though

 

[Tallulah82]

There was no bra, but I did have on a cake knit sweater that I tossed on over a t-shirt. When I got back inside and pulled it off over my head, it sort of flicked then both at once, and I said out loud, "Ouch! What the hell?"

Did you feel that? That was a fuck ton of men perking up. You maybe wanna prepare for the pm's about to hit your box.

 

[Tallulah82]

Are you saying that that "1% bite" of yours is your vampire side?

(Is anyone else quite turned on right now?)

I'm turned on right now but it's more about @BongoGal 's nips than biting you, sorry.

(But feel free to wank off to me anyways)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you feel that? That was a fuck ton of men perking up. You maybe wanna prepare for the pm's about to hit your box.

I know that’s not a euphemism but it sorta sounds like it is.