What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[DannieB]

I can’t wait to get in the shower and get my frozen toes warmed up. Almost two hours under a cover and they’re still so cold

 

[Vinylguy]

You know... I love a good beauty regime or facial product as much as the next girl and within budgetary reasons I'll try a little bit of anything (except surgery or injectables, no thank you) BUT when celebrities are claiming they're rubbing BEEF TALLOW on their faces as moisturizer? No. I'm sorry. I refuse to have perfectly moisturized skin and smell like a Wendy's grease trap.

But I love a Wendy’s double

 

[Fiestykitten]

How is it that I can just wrap my earphones around my hand a couple times and put them in my pocket, but when I pull them back out, they look like some mentally-challenged Boy Scout on meth was practicing for his knot-tying merit badge?

That’s oddly specific……

 

[SmokingFap]

That’s oddly specific……

What, that I wrap my earphones around my hand twice?

 

[Fiestykitten]

What, that I wrap my earphones around my hand twice?

 

[SmokingFap]

You know... I love a good beauty regime or facial product as much as the next girl and within budgetary reasons I'll try a little bit of anything (except surgery or injectables, no thank you) BUT when celebrities are claiming they're rubbing BEEF TALLOW on their faces as moisturizer? No. I'm sorry. I refuse to have perfectly moisturized skin and smell like a Wendy's grease trap.

Smartass decisions, smartass decisions...

A. Nope. Couldn't make that one work. Too wordy and convoluted.

B. At least that asshole-bleaching trend seems to be over.

 

[Vinylguy]

Leave me out of this please

 

[DannieB]

Smartass decisions, smartass decisions...

A. Nope. Couldn't make that one work. Too wordy and convoluted.

B. At least that asshole-bleaching trend seems to be over.

My friend an I were just talking about B at work yesterday. Her SIL invited her to get their buttholes bleached and she politely declined

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Just when I think I'm good to come here...oh well.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My friend an I were just talking about B at work yesterday. Her SIL invited her to get their buttholes bleached and she politely declined

Do they make a card for that?

 

[DannieB]

Do they make a card for that?

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[SmokingFap]

Do they make a card for that?

I have no doubt that Hallmark will eventually introduce a National Anal Bleaching Day, just to sell cards for it. And Russell Stover's will come up with little butthole-shaped chocolates.

 

[TXRafe]

regular people do mushroom gummies on a wednesday night, what do you mean?

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[Vinylguy]

I have no doubt that Hallmark will eventually introduce a National Anal Bleaching Day, just to sell cards for it. And Russell Stover's will come up with little butthole-shaped chocolates.

Chocolate starfish

 

[MandaPandaa]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Do they make a card for that?

I was just talking to someone about a business venture....
"please stop coming onto me in the presence of your boyfriend"
"i am sorry you'll never turn me gay"
are a couple we landed on...
"no thank you, i would not like to join you in butthole bleaching... but thanks for thinking of me"
... could definitely be added to the lineup!

 

[DannieB]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

You ARE enough! There’s nothing to fix.

 

[TXRafe]

I was just talking to someone about a business venture....
"please stop coming onto me in the presence of your boyfriend"
"i am sorry you'll never turn me gay"
are a couple we landed on...
"no thank you, i would not like to join you in butthole bleaching... but thanks for thinking of me"
... could definitely be added to the lineup!

you cant just say things like butthole bleaching...even on the internet

 

[DannieB]

you cant just say things like butthole bleaching...even on the internet

Our coworker want to start the BB&B. Booneville Butthole Bleaching

 

[SmokingFap]

you cant just say things like butthole bleaching...even on the internet

And yet, you just did.

 

[Qky75]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

The fucking point is you are breathing, you have others you effect, and whether or not you believe that is of no consequence. Belief and perception do not always equate to fact. Cut yourself some slack my friend.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

You’re enough, you’re perfect the way you are. We all have those doubts but you can beat them! You are an amazing, strong, beautiful person, inside and out! You got this and anyone throwing doubt your way isn’t worth your time!

 

[Slickrick123]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

What exactly needs to be fixed?

 

[SmokingFap]

Our coworker want to start the BB&B. Booneville Butthole Bleaching

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[Deleted member 6568729]

I don't know how to fix me. I feel like I try my best but somehow it isn't enough.

What is the fucking point?

You have the biggest heart and are genuinely one of the kindest people I have been lucky enough to know. There's nothing to fix, baby. If anyone has a problem, it's a them thing.