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Try having an orgasm. That usually helps me.Already had my booze and sleep and now wide awake goddamnit.
If I wanted to sleep, I’d have the less fun answer of skipping another bottle that would just make me pee and not sleep as soundlyIt’s 12:14 am. Do I open another bottle of wine, or go to sleep?
Tried that last night... didn't help. Stupid uncomfortable bed, damn trains and f^>~\{^ people talking loudly at 2am...oh and also fucking trucks rumbling through town..Try having an orgasm. That usually helps me.
Yes, it works for me as well, although I find it useful to have a tissue or a sock handy, just so you don't have to get up and spoil the vibe.Try having an orgasm. That usually helps me.
Dying on this hill.Hot Rod is a funny fucking movie and I am glad I am watching it for the 7th or 8th time right now.
Dying on this hill.
Yes..I am buzzing a bit but I laugh at this flick everytime.
The "Babe" part when Isla Fisher bails on her boyfriend had me rolling....again.
Not cumming for a month is different than not stroking for a month. Just sayingI know someone who keeps saying don’t…..for a long time, like a month
Im not edging for a month...cripes that sounds awfulNot cumming for a month is different than not stroking for a month. Just saying
You don't know if you havent tried itcripes that sounds awful
I haven't tried stroking in a few days either....shit I haven't had nicotine since SundayYou don't know if you havent tried it
Need a little pinch. Between the cheek and gumI haven't tried stroking in a few days either....shit I haven't had nicotine since Sunday![]()
I will shank a bitch I'm readyNeed a little pinch. Between the cheek and gum
Girlhood is the bestI am feeling the girl love today for Galentine's Dayso, ladies, if you want/need an odd but beautiful compliment today to remember why you are so awesome, just say the word!