What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[bikerbonez]

i need to get back here more often, life has got in the way for a while

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nasty drizzle and fat snow! My doggie was quick to do biz…also in Maine.

Yeah, it’s pure ice this morning

 

[Apisto42]

Listen, if you’re in the way, I will. And in the median. And the fucking turn lane…

Did you ever live in Puerto Rico? You’d fit right in.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Did you ever live in Puerto Rico? You’d fit right in.

Nope. But maybe I should….

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’ve been extremely lucky in the friendships I’ve made over nearly 15 yrs here. My best friend ever, Kara1234, I met here.

The percentage of male and female friendships that have failed for me is almost completely inverse.

It's rare for me to give up on girlfriends. I have to be in a very bad place mentally to do so.

Male friends (on here at least) tend to fade relatively quickly. Their energy typically goes to what they prioritize: sexual gratification, chasing someone shiny and new, etc.

 

[fsa52]

The percentage of male and female friendships that have failed for me is almost completely inverse.

It's rare for me to give up on girlfriends. I have to be in a very bad place mentally to do so.

Male friends (on here at least) tend to fade relatively quickly. Their energy typically goes to what they prioritize: sexual gratification, chasing someone shiny and new, etc.

Sad, but true!
Although I still have male friends that I chat with who are content with the occasional flirt and friendship.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

The percentage of male and female friendships that have failed for me is almost completely inverse.

It's rare for me to give up on girlfriends. I have to be in a very bad place mentally to do so.

Male friends (on here at least) tend to fade relatively quickly. Their energy typically goes to what they prioritize: sexual gratification, chasing someone shiny and new, etc.

That's why my friendships with women last (when they're not playing games with me or lying to me). I feel better understood, and I also feel like I understand them better.

And a friendship isn't built on sex. It's certain that if your male "friends" are only there for that, they'll get bored. Sex, whether spoken or visual, can be a kind of "gift" (if you want), but it shouldn't be the foundation of a friendship. Otherwise, it's doomed.

 

[Apisto42]

The percentage of male and female friendships that have failed for me is almost completely inverse.

It's rare for me to give up on girlfriends. I have to be in a very bad place mentally to do so.

Male friends (on here at least) tend to fade relatively quickly. Their energy typically goes to what they prioritize: sexual gratification, chasing someone shiny and new, etc.

I promise to always have cheese on hand. I’ll even share it. No strings. Unless it’s string cheese.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

I’m thinking I feel like I’m a new man

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm thinking I am fucking old.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m a little sad leaving my office and not being with one of my favorite coworkers. The new office is tiny and stuffy and that coworker smokes. Oh well. Life goes on!

 

[BongoGal]

Someone on Lit mentioned mistletoe, and I started thinking of that time [good lord] 25 years ago when I was at a Christmas party. A guy I was friends with pointed out to my surprise that we were under the mistletoe. I suspect that he expected me to laugh and quickly find a different place to stand. Instead, I said something like, “Well, I suppose we’re obligated” and then proceeded to plant the hottest kiss on him that I could. It was definitely a long kiss, and my tongue may have reached in and touched his, but it was also short of what would be labeled as ‘making out’. I wished him a merry Christmas, and he said something like, “I don’t smoke, but I want a cigarette.” Alcohol may have been involved.

 

[BongoGal]

I’m a little sad leaving my office and not being with one of my favorite coworkers. The new office is tiny and stuffy and that coworker smokes. Oh well. Life goes on!

The new coworker doesn’t smoke in the office, I hope.

 

[Chillygirl]

The new coworker doesn’t smoke in the office, I hope.

Oh no but she does smoke in her car and it’s pretty strong.

 

[BongoGal]

Yeah, it’s pure ice this morning

On Monday, I slipped and fell on ice with a tiny coating of fluffy snow on it. I was royally miffed, but I bet a slow motion video of it would get big laughs.

 

[snexxer]

Oh no but she does smoke in her car and it’s pretty strong.

Even as an ex smoker, I can't stand that smell.

 

[ShaneoD]

I should tidy a bit more, it's far too early to let the horny urges take over

 

[Taegul]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hahaha - he thinks HE is the only human..

 

[AtramentousRex]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

BUTTER IS NOT LUBE!! *judgey sneer*

 

[Taegul]

BUTTER IS NOT LUBE!! *judgey sneer*

It would make a great "I can't believe it's not butter!" commercial IMHO.

 

[Taegul]

Hahaha - he thinks HE is the only human..

Exactly what an AI bot would say

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh no but she does smoke in her car and it’s pretty strong.

That makes me physically ill.

 

[Sundayschild]

Maybe all the accounts here, all of you, are just A.I. and part of some elaborate online The Truman Show and I'm the only actual human being.

My God, I hope the whole world isn't watching what I'm doing half the time when I'm on Lit.

Haha - I love your attitude.




¥Watch this one¥

 

[Hyacinthus151]

It worked!

Your welcome