MedicalMuse
Near, yet far.
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Listen, if you’re in the way, I will. And in the median. And the fucking turn lane…Pass on the shoulder
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Listen, if you’re in the way, I will. And in the median. And the fucking turn lane…Pass on the shoulder
Don't do it! I've seen what bus/truck accidents look like.Pass on the right! Dooo it.![]()
RawrI know you mean that literally, but I'm choosing to interpret that as some kind of double entendre. I don't know how, exactly, but just know it's really, really filthy.
Yes. LolYou ever been handcuffed?
By a cop?
A real cop?
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I want to go forna ride with youListen, if you’re in the way, I will. And in the median. And the fucking turn lane…
Wanting to hear moreYes. Lol
Well...that just killed my virginal image of you.Yes. Lol
Well...that just killed my virginal image of you.![]()
If I’m virginal, what is everyone elseWell...that just killed my virginal image of you.![]()
I resemble that remarkIf I’m virginal, what is everyone else![]()
The fact I have a video on my phone of me, my sister, and my mom singing karaoke of this song at a bar but I was the only one who sanglike a virgin...
Like here here, on Lit? I think they are??Are real friendships possible here? True, real friendships?
Madonna? Is that you?The fact I have a video on my phone of me, my sister, and my mom singing karaoke of this song at a bar but I was the only one who sang
Love that for meeeeeeeeee not awkward in the slightest
*shows you a clock*I think that I should really be in bed.
I read this as... well... not CLOCK*shows you a clock*
Yes, you should.
Yes. They can be.Are real friendships possible here? True, real friendships?