What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I spent the night in Madrid eating, drinking and rambling with friends under a beautiful moon Inexplicably, Led Zeppelin music that doesn't really exist was playing in the background the entire time.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Penuche]

A scam to get out of paying a large gambling debt without incurring serious injury. BTW no, it wasn't the usual get out used in stories...

 

[seela]

I fondled fennel bulbs the entire night trying to decide which one to eat first.

Now I want some fennel. I think I'm gonna make fish soup today just so that I can put fennel in it.

 

[MeekMe]

In dream Mister left me to nap in the car with the cats. I woke to flashing red and blue and peeked out to see what looked like a routine traffic stop, I quickly realized it wasn't when men with guns started walking towards police officers with guns drawn.

I tucked back down in horror as guns started going off, a lot of guns! A man in military garb found me and he tried to tell me to duck down further and cover my head, I found myself on the floor of the front seat and when I looked up, there was a woman with a large automatic weapon, just before firing she yelled, "there aren't many left, we're going to show them how easy it is to take over!"

。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

 

[pensivepoet]

In dream Mister left me to nap in the car with the cats. I woke to flashing red and blue and peeked out to see what looked like a routine traffic stop, I quickly realized it wasn't when men with guns started walking towards police officers with guns drawn.

I tucked back down in horror as guns started going off, a lot of guns! A man in military garb found me and he tried to tell me to duck down further and cover my head, I found myself on the floor of the front seat and when I looked up, there was a woman with a large automatic weapon, just before firing she yelled, "there aren't many left, we're going to show them how easy it is to take over!"

。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。

Holy hell

 

[MeekMe]

Holy hell

I left out a lot of details.

 

[LWulf]

In dream, I find a small rectangular device under the covers at the foot of my bed. I pick it up as a needle extends quickly injecting me in one finger with a yellow fluid; it must be a lethal poison I reasoned. (for some reason I didn't think to suck out the poison)

I am surrounded by friends who are trying to figure out how to get me help and find a way for me to live. I felt a tingling in my extremities and calmly reasoned I was dying and soon. It was then I looked at my finger and noticed the hole where the poison went, was slightly agape and an insect was crawling out. Using tweezers, I pulled out several more and then the mother (who was much bigger and had wings) her body length was the thickness of my finger.

It was then I realized; I was going to live / the insects were still alive in my circulatory system, which is what the tingling must have represented / I was going to live, but when they got up to my brain I was going to go mad, foaming at the mouth, which I stared to do immediately.

It was at this point I woke up.

 

[seela]

I was raped and held on a gun point on a really long escalator. It wasn't a traumatic experience at all to me. I was merely annoyed, because I was trying to calculate how fast the escalator is going and the rape seriously distracted me from the math.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

A snake was living in my belly, but I sliced in and got hold of his tail and pulled him out on the second try. I wasn't brave enough the first time around... it hurt! When I got him out, his head was funky, curled over like the top of a question mark and attached with a web of skin to his body. He was dead

 

[seela]

My hair got stuck between a car door and I was so worried the car would start moving. I tried to call someone to bring scissors, but either nobody answered or they were in a different country. I started to saw through my hair with a key and tried to remember how many times it's safe to drink urin before it becomes toxic.

It was the second hair cutting dream I've had in a short period. I think it means I really should get my hair cut.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

I dreamt I was checking my temperature when it started counting 101.14, 101.16, 101.Y, 101.U, and finally 101.B for boiling. (o_o)

 

[2791orobor]

my dream in 5 words or less...

ASS CREAMPIED BY A TRANSSEXUAL!

In my dream I went to a night club. Not wanting to dance, I chilled by the bar. A woman came to me and offered to buy me a drink if I bought her one as well. We talked and drank our drinks and many conversations came by. We pointed out 'cute' guys and girls to each other, as well as others with what we felt was flaws. She asked me If I had a chance at a 3sum with a guy and a girl on the dance floor, who would it be. I answered then asked her the same. She answered then asked what about just a guy. I answered and asked her the same. I told her I preferred women though, and she said the same for herself with men. Before last call we left together and went by a secluded waterfront area. We were kissing and she stopped me, then explained she was born a male but began a hormonal transition a few years back. We talked more and I questioned her curiously about her clit and ass pussy (as she referred it to). We decided to play anyway, and she stressed the fact she was versatile (liked top or bottom), had a fully functional clit, and her breasts were extremely senssitive and began recently lactating! We moved to the back seat and sucked each other's breasts, but curiousity was overwhelming me. I slowly walked my hand down between her legs and she did the same to me. We slid our clothes down revealing ourselves and she was imppressed by me, but I was borderline afraid of her! She was long and fat with a mushroom head almost double the thickness, and each of her 'balls' were the size of tennis balls. I tried my first taste of cock and balls, unsure what to do. She told me to do what I like to have done to me. I licked the head like a lollipop, up and down the shaft like a popsickle, and suckled a ball into my mouth best possible one at a time. She took my head in her mouth and circled her tongue around, then went down further until all of me was in her mouth. She made gulping motions and I could feel the back of her throat massaging my head. She used a hand and stretched the skin around my balls tight then massaged a spot in front of my butt yet behind my balls. I went berzerk! This went on for about 10 minutes, then she popped me out from her mouth and asked if I was an anal virgin. I told her I was and shetold me that she preferred to top (give anal) and would love to break my anal cherry. Intimidated, but knowing not everyday does such a beautiful woman come along with special qualities and features, I accepted. We decided to begin doggystyle, then if I could continue, move to her on top of me or me squatting her, but that remained to be determined. I got on doggy and she crouched behind me. She began slowly running her hand jerking me as I felt warm wetness against my ass. She was licking and sucking my ass, rubbing my cheeks gently as she stroked my shaft. I felt a slippery coldnesss and firm pressure as she applied a dab of KY and used a finger to work it in. She worked a few dabs of KY in, then I felt even more pressure as she worked 2, then tried for 3 fingers. She only got 3 to the first knuckle she said, but felt I was preared. I tried to look back and she was close to 8" long (my shoe size), she was fat as a 2" pole and her head opened up fat as a freekin toilet paper roll! I began to try to breathe slow and easy as she coated herself lightly with KY. I felt her head against my puckered tight ass and she took hold of my thigh and pushed forward. My ass was doing all it could to remain closed, but her head had that small to larger shaped head, then closed in to half the size making it like a huge ridge. She kept constant forward pressure as I began to feel her shaft overtakiing me. I felt myself oppening more and more, vvery slight burn and twinge of pain, but not bad ones. I suddenly felt myself close a little as I realized she was past the mushroom head. She sat still a moment then drove forward into me inch by inch. I had a crazy wonderful feeling inside me as her fat head rubbed the top wall inside my ass. She kept going until I felt so full, her balls were right up agaiinst mine she was so deep! She slid like half way out, then back in, checkiing if I was alright. I moaned I was fine and she began a little faster, and harder. She would occasionally take he out all the way, then go back in. After almost 4-5 minutes I begged her to come on top of me so I could see her and she obliged. I laid on my back and spread my legs up and wide as she entered me. She took my shaft in her hand and stroked me slowly as she began her in and out strokes again. I begged her to ppound me hard, to pull all the way out allowing my ass to clench then open back up. I watched as she stroked me, and her fat head exited my ass fully then would force me open again. Her shaft filled every inch of me so deep I could almost feel her up inside my stomach! It felt so wonderful and I didn't want it to end. Especially when she would pull all the way out of me, then go back into me! The feeling of her mushroom head rubbing inside the walls of my ass. She began to thrust harder and faster. She was going so deep, so fast, so hard. She moaned and moaned she was about to cum and I begged her to please explode inside my ass (she wasn't wearing a condom, either so I felt every vein and bump of her shaft). She grabbed hold of my legs and pulled herself tight against me, burying herself into me. I felt her whole body begin to clinch tightly and felt your balls begin to stiffen against mine. It felt like a gallon of warmth was forced into my ass as I felt your shaft flinching inside me over and over. You released your tight grasp and slowly slid your shaft in and out of my ass as you shot load after load of your cum forcefully into my ass. You splattered every inch inside my ass and I almost wanted to cry over the orgasmic ecstasy you were giving me, and your balls must have had a gallon in each one! It felt so wonderful to experience load blast after load blast of her powerful cum shooting inside my ass. As she was blastiing my ass, she was stroking my shaft causing me to explode my cum erratically all around. I felt her shaft begin to gently and slowly slide out of me as she relaxed. She leaned forward and we had a deep, passionate kiss. We sat there and I could feel her cum dribbling from my stretched ass. I slowly turned over in my bed realizing it was all a dream, I wasn't by any secluded waterfront, there was no special woman with me, and I had no cum dribbling from my ass...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm not reading that :l

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

Competitive breath play and me and my partner were basically winning the thing.

It was awesome, but now I'm feeling all raunchy and have nowhere to go.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

My dreams are always as interesting as a Sam and Alice (Brady Bunch) date.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I was instructing pelicans on how to catch lift off of buildings and other warm up drafts.
I think the beach is getting to me

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

My dreams were good, funny. But linking them together was someone looking for me but who was calling me 'Peggy'. This person wandered through and between the dreams looking for me as if I were a missing dog 'peeeeeggeeeeeeeee! I'm looking for Peggy, have you seen Peggy anywhere?' But their sex and accent changed, they were always English speaking.

That was me
I was following you around saying peg me! Peg me!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This is reassuring.

But why was your sex changing?

Maybe he's ambisextrous

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

This is reassuring.

But why was your sex changing?

That always happens when you make me French in your dreams.