What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Apologize if this is TMI for some, but it's starting to irritate me.

I am less than 2 months away from being able to declare the end of menopause. I had a false alarm 2 years ago, (went 10 months) so I guess my subconscious is having a field day. I keep having dreams about being out in public and having sudden, unexpected bleeding situations.

You mean a menopausal, angsty nose bleed?
Yeah, that would totally suck

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

I get similar dreams just before my period....it's quite useful as I am not regular ....TMI too? .

OMG, me too! Not always, but often. I too find it very useful as I'm very far from being regular unless I'm on the pill.

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm pretty sure ^^ will give me nightmares tonight.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[PattiJolene]

It was creepy...they weren't aliens but not from this world either. They were trying to make babies with the ladies here....drugging the hubs and kids. l woke up an fell back into it....not impressed. l didn't even watch a scary movie late night. Not sure what brought it on lol!

 

[pensivepoet]

I wonder what Collar ate the other night.
I wanna ride a talking zebra with a rotating head.
Or was it a giraffe?
Either would be cool

 

[ValeriioN]

I fell asleep with the TV on last night but I don't think I was dreaming anything? If you take higher doses of B-vitamins you are supposed to remember dreams better.

 

[desertslave]

Last night was much better, I was dreaming about glassblowing. I was up close and personal with a furnace, dipping up color and swirling it in the air. It was magnificent!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I wonder what Collar ate the other night.
I wanna ride a talking zebra with a rotating head.
Or was it a giraffe?
Either would be cool

As my father has always told me I eat like a pregnant woman, there's no telling

I fell asleep with the TV on last night but I don't think I was dreaming anything? If you take higher doses of B-vitamins you are supposed to remember dreams better.

This is a great little tidbit. Thanks!

 

[seela]

C-3PO needed to have a new face implanted so that he could open the door to a secret bunker and the door had a very advanced faceprint lock. Earth's crust needed to be rewelded and the bunker was the only way in to the maintenance tunnels. I helped make the new face out of melted jelly dildos.

I hope they weren't preowned.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

Sex.

S
E
X

Sexsexsexsex.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Sex.

S
E
X

Sexsexsexsex.

It's march, right?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

There is a beautiful historic house for sale in a village near us, and it dreamt Collar bought it and turned it into a dungeon where cats roamed around.....

I was excited someone in my heart was moving close, but also that the house was going to be used in such a fun way. It has close neighbours, so I did wonder how noise and parking was going to be managed. Very pedestrian dreaming, based on the reality of the house sale.

No wonder I can't sleep, seeing as how I am busy in both our dreams

We all got our portraits painted (all the regulars here), but in a variety of action poses and not the typical sitting or standing pose. Seela, Elle and I were riding those old fashioned bikes with the giant wheels, and we were riding side by side with our arms locked. We were each wearing the same dress in different colours, a fancy, early 19th century affair. Elle was pink, seela blue, and me green. I also had peacock feathers sticking out of my hair. Others were in a variety of activities, billiards, garden parties, and Primalex was putting on a magic show. Oh yeah, and we were all fat. Like, fat lady at the circus, 5 chins fat, with very jolly smiles

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It's march, right?

Time for the spring hornies or something?

 

[Endless_Night]

There is a beautiful historic house for sale in a village near us, and it dreamt Collar bought it and turned it into a dungeon where cats roamed around.....

I was excited someone in my heart was moving close, but also that the house was going to be used in such a fun way. It has close neighbours, so I did wonder how noise and parking was going to be managed. Very pedestrian dreaming, based on the reality of the house sale.

The mental picture this conjures up charms me. I see kittehs perched up on the roof at intervals, like furry little gargoyles.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

I was a financial advisor and felt horrible giving advice to people because my own finances suck balls.

I woke up in cold sweat. It was that bad.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

They were all over the house. There was obviously excellent food too. I sent collar details of the house so she could see it.

I will be very comfortable there

 

[Callmetim]

There was a photo shoot for a football team atop a higher part of the stadium, which was empty. A veteran player hit a line of paint above a doorway and all other players followed suit. By the time the photos were about over, time had passed too quickly and the players were about to be late for the game. There was a mad scramble to get down to the field in time for kickoff.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

I was kidnapped by a weird guy that was crazy and not very bright. He was abusive and I think I started suffering from Stockholm syndrome (there were some weird moments of joy) or I was really good at faking my like for him. Every time I looked in the mirror I looked like a completely different person and by the end of the dream I was becoming more and evil myself. I woke up shortly after convincing him that we should do this thing to make a lot of money and then I planned to murder him horrifically and I remember thinking in my head, "I was tortured for five days, I'm going to get mine."

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

How cool, Elle! I also had a dream about choosing plants for my garden (that I don't have in reality).

I tried to decide which flowers to get for my garden and found a bean plant that actually produced carrots, so I decided to buy it, but I had to go to the book store next door to pay for it, because it was a speciality item. When I went out to go to the book store, I saw an old train, a steam engine type, come straight towards me. I started to run, not away from it but towards it and right when the train was about to hit me, I jumped really high and landed on the roof of the train. I sat on the roof and rode along until it stopped in front of a huge building: a mental hospital.

I wonder if my subconsciousness is trying to tell me something.