What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

I dreamt I was protecting an old friend. A girl I've know since grade school.
But she pulled out a knife and stabbed me in the face.
 
I dreamt that I was on a secret mission. The mission was to climb this weird mountain. In the end I had to complete the mission to get to a meeting for the organization where I volunteer. Weird :/
 
What can a Cuban nun's arm mix?

Oh, you would be surprised! Turns out they are quite versatile, and evidently busy! But, no surprise, they lean heavily towards baking bread and other cookery :rolleyes: :D
 
I was watching a TV show called Absolute Secret Father. I wanted to know if it was about a dad or a priest, but it was so secret that all they did was show commercials :rolleyes: I got pissed off, but the remote was broken and I couldn't change the channel.
 
It was funny......but I went out to check, as its going to freeze again tonight. The palagoniums are alive so I pulled them in.......but guess what....my phantom cigarette smoke is back today, in my bedroom and bathroom. I have been out today, Its so weird. :eek:

Me and your shivering flowers are in kahoots to haunt you.
BOO!
 
A local shipping company had a new ferry made and Jesus, alive in flesh and blood, was used as its figurehead. I was asked to tie him in place. I did and I was awesomely good at bondage.
 
A local shipping company had a new ferry made and Jesus, alive in flesh and blood, was used as its figurehead. I was asked to tie him in place. I did and I was awesomely good at bondage.

Yes, but what was the name of the boat? :p
 
I was an animated character in a cartoon. My name was Laser Eye [add my name here] and my best friend was a gigantic herring that could walk on its tail.

It was a weird dream for sure.
 
I had a punny dream that's too complicated to explain in five sentences, even with comma splices.

The main part of it was that J and I moved to Rhodes, because J was promised a job as a stock broker there. When we got there it turned out he wasn't offered a job as a stock broker, but an assistant in a department store and we weren't the first ones to be fooled like that.

It was funny, because there was a pun about stock broker and the name of the department store, but it makes no sense to explain it here because none of y'all speak Finnish or know Finnish department stores. I just wish I were as witty in my waking hours as I seem to be when I'm asleep. :p
 
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I was riding a giraffe with a rotating head. He would turn and talk with me as I rode along, and he was an excellent conversationalist as long as you didn't talk about cats. He hated cats...
 
Apologize if this is TMI for some, but it's starting to irritate me.

I am less than 2 months away from being able to declare the end of menopause. I had a false alarm 2 years ago, (went 10 months) so I guess my subconscious is having a field day. I keep having dreams about being out in public and having sudden, unexpected bleeding situations. :eek:
 
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