00Syd
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I hope you both realize that you are providing much wank fodder for our young, grammatically challenged student, here.
What do girls like most???
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I hope you both realize that you are providing much wank fodder for our young, grammatically challenged student, here.
midwestyankee
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Yes, but I suspect that his lube bottle dried up long ago and he's just rubbing his weenie into a painful raw slip of bacon.
00Syd
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Yes, but I suspect that his lube bottle dried up long ago and he's just rubbing his weenie into a painful raw slip of bacon.
Ouch. Good mental image there.
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Which raises an important question as we approach the beginning of Shabbat: do good Jewish girls touch little boys' slips of raw bacon?
00Syd
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Which raises an important question as we approach the beginning of Shabbat: do good Jewish girls touch little boys' slips of raw bacon?
Oh, absolutely not. It wouldn't be kosher (in both senses of the word).
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What does this have to do with BDSM?
VelvetDarkness
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Fuck all.
You're shit at sex. Accept it, mail order a big bottle of lube and exit the human race. My hard won techniques at pleasing ladyfolk are my own business and rule numero uno (which I'll give you for free) is that they're all very different. If you haven't got the patience or skill to figure that much out, you're either brain dead or a virgin... or both.
Like CM said, there's nothing kinky about being useless in bed. You fail on so many levels I suggest you switch off your computer and give up on human interaction altogether. It'll be less painful all round for any female unfortunate enough to cross your path.
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Wank fodder troll. Guilty as charged. There's a story section for this shit. Hell, there's even a story section for 'normal' style sex.
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MADE OF WIN!!
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When a woman is liking what you are doing to her there is no reason to have to guess. You can easily tell by her positive reactions towards you. By watching her facial expressions, listening to her verbalization such as moaning and other sounds women make when they are being pleased, her bodily reactions such as
Heavy breathing, grasping you tightly, pulling you closer, pushing her body closer to yours, shoving her tongue down your throat or in your ear, thrusting of her pelvis towards you, should give you a hint. You can also tell by her words such as:
" Oh baby baybe..O wow", "oh!! my god!", "Fuck me harder baby it feels so good" , "Suck it like you never sucked it before, I want to cum all over your face" "YES give it to me yesssss" "give me your manmeat NOW!!" or words of a similar nature. *clears throat"
If you are not getting any of these positive reactions then she is probably not liking what you are doing to her. If you are having to "guess" all the time then there is a great likely hood that you are getting no reactions from women when you do things to them, because you have no skill at doing them.
and then of course you can always resort to verbal communication with your "someone special" before and during the act. You would ask her things like this:
"Tell me how I can please you tonight" "What really turns you on?" "Are there things that I can do to you that will really excite you? "What are they and how do you want me to do them?" "Do you like how this makes you feel bumbkins?" "Nod your head if you like this" " Do you want me to stop??" "Oh? Would you like me to do it this way? Do you like this better?" "Am I hurting you?" "Are you uncomfortable??" "tell me what I am doing wrong PLEASE!?" AND POSSIBLY but not likely "Who's your daddy now slut?"
Heavy breathing, grasping you tightly, pulling you closer, pushing her body closer to yours, shoving her tongue down your throat or in your ear, thrusting of her pelvis towards you, should give you a hint. You can also tell by her words such as:
" Oh baby baybe..O wow", "oh!! my god!", "Fuck me harder baby it feels so good" , "Suck it like you never sucked it before, I want to cum all over your face" "YES give it to me yesssss" "give me your manmeat NOW!!" or words of a similar nature. *clears throat"
If you are not getting any of these positive reactions then she is probably not liking what you are doing to her. If you are having to "guess" all the time then there is a great likely hood that you are getting no reactions from women when you do things to them, because you have no skill at doing them.
and then of course you can always resort to verbal communication with your "someone special" before and during the act. You would ask her things like this:
"Tell me how I can please you tonight" "What really turns you on?" "Are there things that I can do to you that will really excite you? "What are they and how do you want me to do them?" "Do you like how this makes you feel bumbkins?" "Nod your head if you like this" " Do you want me to stop??" "Oh? Would you like me to do it this way? Do you like this better?" "Am I hurting you?" "Are you uncomfortable??" "tell me what I am doing wrong PLEASE!?" AND POSSIBLY but not likely "Who's your daddy now slut?"
ZRT
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...hunh. I always gauged my success by phrases like 'My god, what's that for?', 'Is that a car battery?', 'No, not again!' and my personal favorite, 'Oh god my money's in my purse please no!'
I guess women really are different and unique, just like everybody says.
Serious aside: old girlfriend from many moons ago described her first sexual experience to me thusly- "I kept asking him 'Are you in me?'" Talk about what has to be about the king of ego-deflating responses.
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Back to being serious about this. The single best way to tell if your woman is enjoying herself is to time the intervals between the times that she checks her watch while you're fucking her. Anything longer than 3 minutes between her time checks and you know that she's enjoying the best you have to give her.
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