What do you NEED right now? pt 2

[Tallulah82]

An orgasm or five. Dammit, the urges are strong today.

 

[AmberLGreen]

An orgasm or five. Dammit, the urges are strong today.

 

[LikeableMe]

Someone to finish building this spice rack for me

 

[hulmule]

Need a good morning of sex !!

 

[hulmule]

Someone to finish building this spice rack for me

I'll finish the spice rack .Just get me laided !!

 

[Youroldscotsman]

Food I think, I am getting cantankerous apparently.

 

[LikeableMe]

I'll finish the spice rack .Just get me laided !!

I actually just finished it. It turned out I was over complicating it!

 

[Mattentive]

I actually just finished it. It turned out I was over complicating it!

Well done to you for your DIY skills.

Well done to me for resisting the urge to write a spicy rack joke.

 

[LikeableMe]

Well done to you for your DIY skills.

Well done to me for resisting the urge to write a spicy rack joke.

I’ve been told on many occasions that my DIY skills are above average, which I’m really pleased about! The door handles I fitted over a year ago are still holding and functional!

Well now you’ve just made us all come up with our own!

 

[Mattentive]

I’ve been told on many occasions that my DIY skills are above average, which I’m really pleased about! The door handles I fitted over a year ago are still holding and functional!

Well now you’ve just made us all come up with our own!

It must feel great to use things in your home every day that you know you worked on yourself. If I fitted a door handle, I'd go Lit missing for a week from getting stuck in the bathroom after it fell off in my hand.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It must feel great to use things in your home every day that you know you worked on yourself. If I fitted a door handle, I'd go Lit missing for a week from getting stuck in the bathroom after it fell off in my hand.

Are you still talking about the door handle?

 

[Mattentive]

Are you still talking about the door handle?

Lol. Yes, because the other type of DIY I'm too much of an expert in to make even the slightest error.

 

[cheekygirl75]

My internet to stop lagging so much

 

[LikeableMe]

Are you still talking about the door handle?

that would probably fall off too, if he ended up stuck in the bathroom!

 

[Mattentive]

that would probably fall off too, if he ended up stuck in the bathroom!

How dare you cast such accurate aspersions!

 

[dollydaydreamer]

my husbands dick.or anyone's really! 9 days with none and still got 3 weeks to go

 

[Jake069258]

my husbands dick.or anyone's really! 9 days with none and still got 3 weeks to go

Queue the explosion of pms...

 

[snap16]

Someone who is handsy.

 

[snap16]

But not clumsy...

I don't know, that could be fun too.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don't know, that could be fun too.

Try rubbing one out with the non dominant hand. Could be interesting?

I need my right butt cheek to stop protesting! Ffs. It was just a damn hike.

 

[Jake069258]

Try rubbing one out with the non dominant hand. Could be interesting?

I need my right butt cheek to stop protesting! Ffs. It was just a damn hike.

Strangely enough, I always use my non-dominant hand.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Strangely enough, I always use my non-dominant hand.

Does it make you last longer?

 

[Jake069258]

Does it make you last longer?

Nah, its got mad skillz

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I once had a guy tell me to cut off circulation to one hand and then masturbate, that it makes it feel like it's someone else's hand. He said he did it with his non-dominant hand. I never tried it... someone else please try it and let me know.

Lol that is called a stranger, when you make your hand fall asleep and jerk off with it

 

[cheekygirl75]

And I have learned something else new today. It's Friday, I'm not supposed to be learning stuff.

Pssst - I just started a new thread about learning stuff!