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Massage?Advil
Yes pleaseMassage?
Get on the couch thenYes please
Ooooooh I just know I would fall asleep and miss all the funGet on the couch then
Yes please, but don’t make me take an ice bath.Massage?
But the ice will help Don't be scaredYes please, but don’t make me take an ice bath.
Ghaaaa! It's a good thing I just had a half orgasm eating my Turkish kebab. Otherwise I would've resented you.
Those look amazing! I'm almost drooling.
You only had HALF an orgasm when eating a Turkish kebab?Ghaaaa! It's a good thing I just had a half orgasm eating my Turkish kebab. Otherwise I would've resented you.
The other half is with the other kebab. I'm edgy like that. lolThose look amazing! I'm almost drooling.
You only had HALF an orgasm when eating a Turkish kebab?
Pfft, that's not right. It's either full orgasms or none at all when they're about.
These are not half orgasm ribs. They aren't even full orgasm. They are epic level, multi orgasm, falling off the bone, ribs.Ghaaaa! It's a good thing I just had a half orgasm eating my Turkish kebab. Otherwise I would've resented you.
Make me scream, babe.These are not half orgasm ribs. They aren't even full orgasm. They are epic level, multi orgasm, falling off the bone, ribs.
*Raises hand to give feedback...I promise to not JUST wank off as I read it...A beta reader or two who won't just wank off to the story and then pass it back saying it's all good without proper feedback.
Am pm'ing you.*Raises hand to give feedback...I promise to not JUST wank off as I read it...