What do you NOT TRUST?

[OralAllOver]

Someone who constantly, publicly feigns humility to god

 

[Sixfoot4again]

Vending machines

I know. You put your 50p in for a condom for a quickie around the back, turn the handle...and get a fucking tampon!

 

[angelofthenorth]

I know. You put your 50p in for a condom for a quickie around the back, turn the handle...and get a fucking tampon!

I know periods are a waste of fucking time

 

[Sixfoot4again]

I know periods are a waste of fucking time

But can make a girl so horny

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

"Hi Literotica, I'm a domme and I'm looking for a sub, please contact me through my social media so I don't have to follow Lit's rules. I figure since you like to submit to women you will be an easy mark. Pathetic little men who want to get pegged, you must all be dumb sluts.

I bet you will be REALLY SURPRISED when I ask you for money in our second conversation ever, meanwhile here's a picture of some model I found online.

While we talk I will speak in single sentences and find you fascinating, and also, it will take me 5-10 minutes to respond because I am busy talking to all my other marks, I mean subs.

Silly men and their desire to meet actual women with a kink. WHAT FOOLS!

Here, let me spam the same ad 20 times under 10 different accounts, no one will be able to tell the difference!"

 

[angelofthenorth]

^^^^^
Damn!!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Grass roots with significant funding and public exposure

 

[JessMarsh69]

My balance

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

My balance

Your account balance or you are a bit wobbly?

 

[JessMarsh69]

Your account balance or you are a bit wobbly?

lol both

 

[NudieUser]

Arrogance

 

[angelofthenorth]

all day breakfast ……until 11:30

 

[BInowGay]

Farts

 

[bobb_sledd]

Anyone that sends a PM but only has one post and little to no information in their profile.

 

[Iwillgo]

Billionaires

 

[Taegul]

Myself at a buffet.

 

[SkyeGirl32]

People who ghost for no reason...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Spurs fans.

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

Olympic sports with subjective judging...I prefer which rock got the closest by physical measurement...

 

[Taegul]

Water quality in ANY water park or public pool. I know what those kids are doing in there...

 

[dkak001]

Water quality in ANY water park or public pool. I know what those kids are doing in there...

So, jump in and do it back at them!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Brand new posters with more than ten threads saying "I need a daddy" or "my pussy is wet" etc.

I like to see who answers, so I can avoid them.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Brand new posters with more than ten threads saying "I need a daddy" or "my pussy is wet" etc.

I like to see who answers, so I can avoid them.

Nope. They leave nothing to my imagination.

 

[TXRafe]

Brand new posters with more than ten threads saying "I need a daddy" or "my pussy is wet" etc.

I like to see who answers, so I can avoid them.

why are you judging me?!

 

[barefootgirl69]

why are you judging me?!

You make it eeaassssy