What do you NOT TRUST?

[Tallulah82]

Any of y'all motherfuckers

You is smart.

 

[MrPimms]

You is smart.

*sketchy eyes*

Last person said that to me was trying to get the last biscuit.

 

[Graybear1826]

Wait. You mean that when people claim that they're being honest... they're... NOT necessarily being honest?

I mean, I know height and dick length varies depending on the measuring tape, but still... I feel so tricked.

Having a tough day?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Anything political that’s been agreed-upon.

I really only believe in political stories that cause pure chaos, now. Give me TMZ over Fox News and CNN.

 

[Chillygirl]

Anything labeled “military grade”

 

[angelofthenorth]

delivery times

 

[A_Little_Bite]

A sale that says up to __ % off.

 

[angelofthenorth]

All day breakfast

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Cloud security

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Let’s add to the list…Finance “bros”

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Farts after chili night, my heart, and time share sales people.

 

[latecomer91364]

Since the lies of COVID, I do not trust the federal health administrations, and as a result, I trust no health care provider at all.

This is a sad, but true, state - thanls to Biden and the Democrats.

I guess they just want the older, less gullible Americans to die off as soon as possible.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Anyone who tells me dishes don't need rinsing because "Fairy washing up liquid doesn't SAY to rinse them!"

(It doesn't say to squirt it in the water and wash the dishes, either, Nigel!)

*names have been changed to protect the idiot, I mean, innocent.

 

[angelofthenorth]

This won’t hurt!

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

All politicians.
Every single one all over the world .

 

[angelofthenorth]

I’ll be back

 

[seela]

Anyone who tells me dishes don't need rinsing because "Fairy washing up liquid doesn't SAY to rinse them!"

(It doesn't say to squirt it in the water and wash the dishes, either, Nigel!)

*names have been changed to protect the idiot, I mean, innocent.

Oh yes yes yes! I can’t even begin to describe the jaw drop I had, years ago, when I first saw that not everyone rinses the dishes after they’re washed.


What I don’t trust is my boss when she says a job is simple and won’t take long.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I first saw that not everyone rinses the dishes after they’re washed.

Wait -- what?

I don't trust a jack-in-the-box. Not the restaurant (although it's a little sketch, too), but the toy. You never know what that creepy little thing is going to jump.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Gas station sushi...

 

[beachlights44]

Any product label that says 100%

 

[latecomer91364]

I don't trust medications that come with the warning that 'burning infections in the area between the genitals and anus can occur, sometimes fatal.'

I don't give a fuck what this medication does...

 

[ericalauren]

Temu

 

[JKL123]

I don't trust people who think their political ideology is the only one that matters, and degrade the people who have beliefs that differ from theirs. I miss the days when politicians aligned themselves for whatever was best for their constituents.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I trust many (most?) people and organizations to do their damndest to screw me over for their own interest(s).

I distrust praise & condemnation as both being tools used in such screwing.

I distrust legalese, as it's all interpreted by others. Almost always with a screw-job intent.

 

[latecomer91364]

I do not trust anything any pharmaceutical company has to say, especially in commercials. They want us sick and dependent on their 'solutions.'