What happened to the lesbians?

[onehitwanda]

 

[SimonDoom]

Where have all the lesbians gone?
Wanda's asking.
Where have all the lesbians gone?
Jackie needs to know.

 

[onehitwanda]

Where have all the lesbians gone?
Wanda's asking.
Where have all the lesbians gone?
Jackie needs to know.

Where have all the lesbians gone?
Down on eachother, every one.
Oh when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn.

as an aside, though, that is a horribly poignant song to ruin.

 

[Bramblethorn]

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Irony in action...

 

[Cagivagurl]

What happened to the lesbians????
They were busy saving the world.

 

[StillStunned]

Did Wanda drop a new story last week? That would explain why all the lesbians have other things on their minds.

 

[THBGato]

No... but did I mention that Bi_Cathy is dropping a new story very soon? Maybe we are all just waiting for that.

 

[Trionyx]

I'm sure they will be back before you know it, lickety-split.

Or you could say 'lickety-slit'.

 

[bi_cathy]

No... but did I mention that Bi_Cathy is dropping a new story very soon? Maybe we are all just waiting for that.

If I could have any influence on the lesbian category writers, I'd hope it'd be to bring some gushing inspiration, not a dry spell

(And oh the agony of submitting a story on Monday only to have it approved for a Friday publication. One more hour, I think.)

 

[Candy_Kane54]

I'll admit my output has dried up, but that's due to old age and hormonal changes catching up with me ...

 

[Yesok1]

Found better and more productive things to do with my hands!

 

[Bramblethorn]

 

[RetroFan]

I've got some coming up - both of which involve blonde, brunette, redhead lesbian three-ways - including one for 'Crime and Punishment' where the three girls have to flee into a panic room, hopefully I can get them written and posted by the deadlines.

Perhaps more lesbian stories are getting posted to other categories like Incest Taboo, Erotic Couplings, Romance, Loving Wives and Group Sex at the moment?

 

[Britva415]

Reminds me of Patti Smith's "Summer Cannibals."

And they spread themselves before me
An offering so sweet.
And they beckoned and they beckoned
Come on, darling, eat.

How about that latest Billie Eilish, I Could Eat That Girl For Lunch

Yes, it's about exactly what it sounds like.

 

[gunhilltrain]

How about that latest Billie Eilish, I Could Eat That Girl For Lunch

Yes, it's about exactly what it sounds like.

This proves how out of touch with popular culture, in fact with everything, I am. I had to go back to someone who first hit it big nearly fifty years ago. I had never heard of Billie Eilish. She is eleven years younger than my daughter. She has no memory of 9/11 because she hadn't been born yet. It reminds me of Future Shock, which was published around 1970 or '71 I think.

Now I'm living in it.

 

[Britva415]

She is eleven years younger than my daughter

and she lives in an age where she can come out publicly with zero blowback.

What a time to be alive

 

[THBGato]

Fantastic new author just started posting in the category: https://www.literotica.com/authors/HelenL

 

[ElectricBlue]

and she lives in an age where she can come out publicly with zero blowback.

What a time to be alive

Fifty years after my sister did it.

Notice though, how people still make a point about Billie's sexual orientation - it's still, "Oooo, look, she's gay," as if it's newsworthy, when it's actually not.

 

[lovecraft68]

Billie Elish came onto the scene as a quirky weird sort people could identify with. Within a short time most of her clothes were off, her boobs pushed out to high heaven, totally sexualized which is what the music and Hollywood industries do to young women, and now she's a lesbian, because...of course she is. Maybe she is, or maybe its a "Pssst, you'll sell more if you write songs about girls." the truth is hers to know, but people miss the point of what happens to these young women.

Watch a season of American Idol and the Voice. You'll see a girl audition who's a bit plain, or a bit overweight, by season's end they look like models, trimmed down and glammed up. Talent level not withstanding, sex sells so put it out there or you're forgotten.

 

[lovecraft68]

I enjoy how many men here are talking about why Lesbians do or don't do things.

My thoughts, as always, go a darker route. Maybe some of them are tired of being attacked by moralists and the incels who someone let out of the LW catbox. Maybe the lesbian stories have been replaced by the trendy trans genre, or maybe women authors of lesbian stories have gotten tired of a category dominated with men writing lesbian stories.

Or, could be as simple as things are a cycle, and the output comes back around.

 

[THBGato]

maybe women authors of lesbian stories have gotten tired of a category dominated with men writing lesbian stories.

Is it? Unless a lot of people saying they are women are lying, I don't get that impression.

 

[Trionyx]

she lives in an age where she can come out publicly with zero blowback

Zero blowback? Have you been reading the news lately? Gay pride festivities attacked, flags torn down, etc.

 

[Areala-chan]

Is it? Unless a lot of people saying they are women are lying, I don't get that impression.

As always, this is a helpful guide for identification, and I crack up every time I read it.

 

[Norway_1705]

Three kinks for ginger chicks under the sky,
Seven for the noirettes in their beds alone,
Nine for blonde waifs willing but dry -
One for the dark queen on her leather throne,
in the land of Lesbos, where the women writhe.

Seriously, you should send this poem to Netflix's top managers. Propose it as "LOTR as if Tolkien had not been an Olympic champion of misogyny."
Hey, I'm asking for a friend, is there a parody of the entire LOTR in gender bender form, with all the roles reversed?
A marginalized "male-Eowyn" squire, who falls in love with a heroic "She-Aragorn"?
Four barefoot girls, "only room mates," who shower together and get drunk on beer and then sleep in pairs in double beds in Tammy Bombadil's house, while He-Goldberry picks fruit and makes dinner?
A red she-dwarf riding off into the sunset behind a she-elf with long blond braids and very black eyebrows?
A mature City Stewardess with two daughters: both envious and quarrelsome but in the end, willing to make up in bed?
And what about the fight between She-Gandalf and She-Saruman, because the colors of her dress do not match the colors of the other? "Oh, my, Sary, how may you choose THIS against the White!?"