What have you stuck up your ass?

[ralphman]

Thanks

i highly reccommend the whisker though it feels awesome slides in and out well cant get stuck adn is thick at the tip

I'm definitely going to go and get the wisker. It looks like a really uitilitarian piece of houseware. Thanks for the info. For me, it's al about lubrication and shape. I started with enema kits and then on to fingers, broom handles, cucumbers, dildoes and cocks. I love them all.

 

[Rolando2]

many moons ago, I made some dildos, using silicon (clear) and those balloons that long and skinny for making animals. Worked pretty good. Then about 10 years ago, I made a dildo usimg "UHMW" plastic. It's a food grade that is used in manufacturing food plants, it doesn't absorb odors or liquids and is stain proof and dishwasher approved. I'm a retired machinist. I turned it in a lathe to look like a baby bottle tip, it was about 1 5/8" dia and about 9" long. I then drilled and tapped a 1/4" 20 in the end and "loosely" att'd it to a strap hinge which I "loosely" screwed on to a 1"x1" piece of wood which I held in my wood vise out in the shop.This way I could back on to it and actually fuck myself any way i wanted to. Being in a vise I could adjust the heighth. Best thing I had ever done. I think I fell in love with it,'cause I'd be doing it every chance I got, for hours. No shit!

 

[Phydeax69]

many moons ago, I made some dildos, using silicon (clear) and those balloons that long and skinny for making animals. Worked pretty good. Then about 10 years ago, I made a dildo usimg "UHMW" plastic. It's a food grade that is used in manufacturing food plants, it doesn't absorb odors or liquids and is stain proof and dishwasher approved. I'm a retired machinist. I turned it in a lathe to look like a baby bottle tip, it was about 1 5/8" dia and about 9" long. I then drilled and tapped a 1/4" 20 in the end and "loosely" att'd it to a strap hinge which I "loosely" screwed on to a 1"x1" piece of wood which I held in my wood vise out in the shop.This way I could back on to it and actually fuck myself any way i wanted to. Being in a vise I could adjust the heighth. Best thing I had ever done. I think I fell in love with it,'cause I'd be doing it every chance I got, for hours. No shit!

Cool!!! Post some pics if you have them!

 

[cal66]

Currently have a beer bottle up my ass

 

[krissive69]

working in that department today....

 

[hanktherooster]

Shotgun barrel, unloaded a course. Watch that bead front sight doesn't get in the way. haha Couldn't resist.

"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"

 

[priapusone]

I love my aneros progasm as of late!

 

[Liz3223]

fingers , candles , the odd cock here and there , carrots, dildo depends on my mood

 

[downforce]

Let's see...

when I was first exploring anal pleasures, I would use small things, like my finger or something like that. When I discovered I really liked it, I moved up to using like a banana and even a cucumber once. Then I started using 3 or 4 fingers on myself. And, off course, I've had two cocks in my ass

I've had my wife stick her vibrator up my ass, she's put a lube bottle in my ass before, and lately I've been using her rabbit. She thinks there's something wrong with it, since the batteries are always dying real quick on it

 

[priapusone]

My fingers so nice, just teasing some too!

 

[CG691]

I've been gradually increasing the size of my butt plug so that I'll be ready for tomorrow night...
my first time getting fucked in the ass. I'm both scared and excited.

So tell us, I'm sure everyone's curious- how did your first ass-fucking go?

 

[the_apocalypse]

So tell us, I'm sure everyone's curious- how did your first ass-fucking go?

The first time my ass was fucked I came harder than I ever had, unfortunately it hasn't happened again....yet

 

[BosozokuX]

I got a buttplug up there right now! Taking a break from cleaning for my DIY wedding reception tomorrow!

Wife is gonna bust my cherry tomorrow night with a brand new feel-doe

 

[BosozokuX]

So tell us, I'm sure everyone's curious- how did your first ass-fucking go?

I came gallons without my cock being touched.... It was amazing. I used the guy just for my 1st time and kicked him out of my place right after he was done cumming. Didn't want to get attached. He was a good 8ins and very thick and I rode that meat all the way home.

 

[artoo93]

Wish I coud find a real one to ride and fill me up but I finally got all of the one on the left in this picture last night!!!! It felt so wonderful and I came without touching myself! My favorite still has to be the 8" on the right.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/651e6a131103524

 

[dynamics]

right now I use mainly http://www.extremerestraints.com/huge-dildos_186/super-manly-cock-and-balls-big-dildos_490.html and http://www.extremerestraints.com/huge-dildos_186/the-dick-rambone-dildo_3945.html

I was thinking about getting the bam http://www.extremerestraints.com/huge-dildos_186/the-bam-huge-realistic-dildo_2727.html

but am wondering for those of you who have tried both the rambone and the bam, should I get the bam too? is it that much better that its worth it?

 

[Peter_Face]

d cell maglight, thats always a good one

Been there done that...
But the craziest thing I have had in my ass...

well...


I went for a walk in the woods with some condoms in my pocket, just in case. I couldn't find anyone trolling the woods, so I went down to the river bed to masturbate. I saw some cypress stumps that were phallic in shape and I said wth. I put the two condoms on a cypress stump, lowered myself down onto it(which almost broke me) and fucked myself with a tree until I blew my load.

 

[krissive69]

beer bottle this morning... nice little suction that...

 

[wild-thing]

Planning on using my vibrating prostate massager today, makes for hands-free orgasm.

 

[blklthrjkt]

Planning on using my vibrating prostate massager today, makes for hands-free orgasm.

Last thing I had in me was a very large dildo cast from porn star Jeff Stryker's cock. Had a suction cup on the base so I could stick it to the shower wall and fuck myself... A challenge to get in, but once I got going....yeehaw!

Don't do that often but it was fun.

 

[Phydeax69]

Last thing I had in me was a very large dildo cast from porn star Jeff Stryker's cock. Had a suction cup on the base so I could stick it to the shower wall and fuck myself... A challenge to get in, but once I got going....yeehaw!

Don't do that often but it was fun.

I had a big dong that I bought my wife years back...thing was thick as hell! I had to use a few other smaller things to get my ass opened up enough to take it, but once I did..like you said YEEEHAWW!

I also had a rigid vibe a LONG time ago and worked my way up to a butt plug...but that was boring...my suction cup dong is all I need anymore!

 

[blklthrjkt]

Got a inflatable butt plug that is pretty cool, Kind of hard to get in, since it is only semi inflated when I start, but with sufficient lube and patience it goes in. Then I can use the pump bulb to inflate it until my ass is nice and full. Fun to inflate and deflate several times ... but eventually it makes me so horny I end up cumming.

Ah, good times!

 

[krissive69]

ice! brrrr....

 

[strapon_tales]

An emery board. It was also the FIRST thing in my arse, too.

 

[510mike]

7" Dildo

Right now!!