What have you stuck up your ass?

When I was really young, like 9 or 10 I once picked what I think might have been a horse radish out of a farmers field and shoved it up my ass. It kind of looked like a carrot but it was white.
 
I've done small, smooth markers, my finger and years ago, I tried a butt plug. I got one that was far too big, so it wasn't all that nice of an experience. I'm thinking now of getting a smaller one and trying again.
 
When I was younger I used to use long candles, now I am more than happy with fingers and medium sized butt plugs, along with the occasional live cock.
 
Not much surprisingly....this might be something I need to explore more.
 
Got a new toy to try out!!! Got the Peter North Ejaculator dildo since I haven't found a real one to try yet. Can't wait to fill myself up!!!!
 
Finally got the Bam dildo :D it is the best! ive got it balls deep about 3 times in the past month... it is a beast of a dildo, but by far my favourite!
 
Wow, i've never itemized a list of things i've put in my ass, but as i go through the list in my head, i feel naughty.

Let's see:

a hairbrush handle
a carrot
a cucumber
a potato half way
dildos
butt plugs
finger
handles to other kitchen utensils
marker
rubber tube

There are probably some other things but that's what i remember at the moment.
 
Aside from my fingers I started with a condom wrapped smoked sausage, various dildos and vibraters I love my peter north ejaculating model.

Oh yes lots of cock. :devil:
 
My wife used a cute glass dildo on my this morning. Loved it! I'll have to see if I can get a picture of it!
 
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