What is an orgasm worth?

[Black Tulip]

Good heavens, why do that when an 8 pack of AA batteries is only $5.99???

Whisper

My hands can operate without batteries.

 

[MathGirl]

I think an orgasm is one of those rare things that is, simultaneously, without value and of value beyond price.
MG

 

[Seattle Zack]

Reminds me of that scene in Barbarella where Marcel Marceau straps Jane Fonda into the orgasmatron machine and tries to kill her with pleasure ... she ends up shorting out and destroying the entire machine, and seems vaguely dissatisfied with the whole experience.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Hold on, wait a minute, I'll just plug in the reserve generator..."

 

[shereads]

What's an orgasm worth?

Is there a volume discount?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I always get 8 for the price of one.

 

[Guest]

She: I get it, but seeing lines from one of the greatest poems in the English language juxtaposed w/the words of an assinine world miscreant is too much for my eyes to take in.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, I love "The Second Coming"! It sends shivers down my spine!

 

[shereads]

She: I get it, but seeing lines from one of the greatest poems in the English language juxtaposed w/the words of an assinine world miscreant is too much for my eyes to take in.

Perdita

 

[Mhari]

Is that why you only post ass-pics in your photo-thread, raphy?

*disappointed*

I'm fairly certain he was quoting Alan Rickman in _Dogma_...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oj, with the poodles already...

I've got such a crush on Alan Rickman. That scene really confused me.

 

[Mhari]

Oj, with the poodles already...

I've got such a crush on Alan Rickman. That scene really confused me.

Well, even though he was "as anatomically correct as a Ken doll", he was still dead sexy.

Okay, I'll confess...I have a little Thing for Alan Rickman myself...

 

[Guest]

Okay, I'll confess...I have a little Thing for Alan Rickman myself...

Join the club, girl.

Perdita