What is it about casual 'bdsm' that glorifies immature behaviour?

[sb2009]

I would get it. In fact, lately when I'm thinking 'fuck off you fucking fuck' instead, I do the -smile-(I can't do the fancy curvy thing).

 

[TypicalDeviant]

I would get it. In fact, lately when I'm thinking 'fuck off you fucking fuck' instead, I do the -smile-(I can't do the fancy curvy thing).

Your tilde (top left of your keyboard, to the left of the "1" key. Makes a " ` " by itself, or press shift plus that key to make " ~ "... Or am I just being silly because your keyboard is broken?

Either way...

~smiles~

 

[sb2009]

~smiles~ thank you very much! I miss the obvious, quite a bit!

 

[TypicalDeviant]

You're welcome

~smi-

Okay, really. I can't do it. I'm sorry.

 

[sb2009]

but you were doing so well...come on, just a tad more supierority (fuck my spelling, 3rd glass of wine....)...

 

[chy_girl]

I would get it. In fact, lately when I'm thinking 'fuck off you fucking fuck' instead, I do the -smile-(I can't do the fancy curvy thing).

I figured you would. But could imagine trying to explain it 2 words at a time?

sb: co-worker sucks
chy: just ~smile~
chy: at co-worker
sb: i wish
another member: @sb - can't smile?
chy: @another member - ~smile~ = bad
sb: ~smile~ @ co-worker
chy: see there...
chy: just ~smile~ ;P
another member: @chy - smile good...
sb or chy: smile = good
sb or chy: ~smile~ = bad
another member: ~smile~ =/= good
sb or chy: not exactly
another member: why not?

Ok.... So it would almost be worth the amusement... Almost...

 

[sb2009]

i can see how it would be a cluster fuck soon and we would be doing ~bang head against keyboard ~ instead of smile LOL

 

[chy_girl]

i can see how it would be a cluster fuck soon and we would be doing ~bang head against keyboard ~ instead of smile LOL

Exactly. But "~bang head against keyboard ~" is more than two words... it would have to be ~face/keyboard~. That's why I say it would *almost* be worth it for the amusement.

But on the semi-bright side, we now have a secret Lit "fuck you" for the obnoxious people on other threads.

 

[sb2009]

Oh Yes!!!!!!

 

[chy_girl]

LOL - a definite sign of who's on the shit list...

Still not been brave enough to try it with Mistress... but it's been tempting once or twice.

 

[BLoved]

~smile~

Thank you, all, for the many examples of immaturity and the lack of self-restraint in public.

One needs little imagination to envision the situation, in private, without witnesses.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

~smile~

Thank you, all, for the many examples of immaturity and the lack of self-restraint in public.

One needs little imagination to envision the situation, in private, without witnesses.

In private, we generally have much better things to do than give this stuff a second thought.

Can you say the same?

 

[FloggingMolly]

*puts a condom over her head and inflates it by breathing through her nose til its a massive yellow shiny squeaky ball 30 times the size of her head*

The way I figure it, even if it pops and I somehow swallow or inhale the pieces and all I can do forever more is taste cheap banana flavoured latex, its still gotta be more pleasant than listening to your endless, trollier-than-thou ramblings.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

*puts a condom over her head and inflates it by breathing through her nose til its a massive yellow shiny squeaky ball 30 times the size of her head*

The way I figure it, even if it pops and I somehow swallow or inhale the pieces and all I can do forever more is taste cheap banana flavoured latex, its still gotta be more pleasant than listening to your endless, trollier-than-thou ramblings.

Man, so I actually *bought* condoms for the first time in over 6 months the other week, and there were CHOCOLATE ones.

Way better than fake banana.

 

[FloggingMolly]

so real chocolate > chocolate condoms > banana condoms > Bloved's C&P fest?

 

[Etoile]

I went to a store in Harajuku on Saturday called Condomania. It was SUPER tiny and full of giggling teenage tourists, but it was amusing. I didn't stay in there long - again, too many giggling teenage tourists - but I did see some adorable "lollipop" condoms. They were just condoms on a stick, but they were in a lollipop wrapper and really cute.

 

[BLoved]

In private, we generally have much better things to do than give this stuff a second thought.

Can you say the same?

I am as mature in private as I am in public.

I am sure the same can be said for those who have participated in this discussion.

According to the system, my last visit was Saturday morning: 4:08 AM. This is Monday morning and my Beloved is still asleep. In about 20 minutes she'll be waking up and we will share another day in my little patch of paradise.

Considering the frequency and volume of posts from you and your friends, which of us has more of a life offline.

~smile~

 

[Etoile]

This is Monday morning and my Beloved is still asleep. In about 20 minutes she'll be waking up and we will share another day in my little patch of paradise.

You guys don't work??

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

so real chocolate > chocolate condoms > banana condoms > Bloved's C&P fest?

In a nutshell.

I went to a store in Harajuku on Saturday called Condomania. It was SUPER tiny and full of giggling teenage tourists, but it was amusing. I didn't stay in there long - again, too many giggling teenage tourists - but I did see some adorable "lollipop" condoms. They were just condoms on a stick, but they were in a lollipop wrapper and really cute.

I wonder if making condoms 'fun' will make them a bit more relevent to the kiddies these days?

Or to people in general really, since they're getting a bit blase about the whole 'safe sex' thing again.

 

[BLoved]

You guys don't work??

The insurance money was enough to pay off the mortgage and provide me with sufficient means to meet my needs.

My Beloved is new to the area and so is looking for work.

And just for the record, today is a civic holiday in Ontario (formerly Victoria Day, in celebration of the birthday of Queen Victoria).

 

[BLoved]

*puts a condom over her head and inflates it by breathing through her nose til its a massive yellow shiny squeaky ball 30 times the size of her head*

The way I figure it, even if it pops and I somehow swallow or inhale the pieces and all I can do forever more is taste cheap banana flavoured latex, its still gotta be more pleasant than listening to your endless, trollier-than-thou ramblings.

And you see, I simply don't waste my time on topics that are of no interest to me.

Considering you must be forced to read my material at gunpoint, I suspect you have bigger problems than what I write.

~smile~

 

[Etoile]

The insurance money was enough to pay off the mortgage and provide me with sufficient means to meet my needs.

My Beloved is new to the area and so is looking for work.

And just for the record, today is a civic holiday in Ontario (formerly Victoria Day, in celebration of the birthday of Queen Victoria).

Nice, what's the settlement from?

Doh...'scuse my US-centrism.

 

[BLoved]

My Beloved is up, time to go.

I hope you enjoy your online exchanges as much as we enjoy our offline time together.

 

[BLoved]

Nice, what's the settlement from?

No so "nice".

It is the life insurance paid out after my wife died of cancer in 2006.

Time to go, my Beloved is hugging me.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

And just for the record, today is a civic holiday in Ontario (formerly Victoria Day, in celebration of the birthday of Queen Victoria).

Is that holiday on different dates for different provinces?

Our 'Queen's Birthday' holiday is like that. Apparently Western Australia just likes to be a bit different.