What made you laugh today?

Not true. You did giggle when I slipped my dick in your box and asked if I was insulting the needy with that donation.
Ah I forgot about that. Though the giggle was more of a nervous one because I've revirginised and so I'm back to being a bit scared of bold dicks. Like "argh, what is THAT?? Stay away, you weird looking snake!"
 
There's smiling, and then there's laughing.

When I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and saw that my hair was going in several different directions. I snort-laughed.
Me. I self-rofl like nobody's bidness.

But I'm laughing with me, not at me, so it's cool.
 
Ah I forgot about that. Though the giggle was more of a nervous one because I've revirginised and so I'm back to being a bit scared of bold dicks. Like "argh, what is THAT?? Stay away, you weird looking snake!"
You've never been scared of my snake. 🤣
 
So, to piggy back off of my reason for laughing yesterday..

Before I locked myself in the patient waiting room, someone had came in to drop off a CD for their doctor. I took it, killed him with kindness because he was quite grumpy, etc.

Today, said person calls the office to ensure the CD gets to the doctor. The nurse talked to him and when she came up front she said “Hey, do you know who was..nevermind”..

I asked what was up, she said “I just spoke with someone on the phone who said they gave a CD to a woman with big boobs before we closed and I remembered you told me you were putting a CD in my box” 🤣😭🤣
 
A girth-challenged groundhog, who is apparently cohabiting with an equally well-fed rat snake under the shed next to my compost heap, trying his best to scamper across the lawn. I imagined a realtor's pitch to an "unconventional" couple: "Close to fine dining." :p
 
A Wall Street Journal story with the headline, "I Tricked ChatGPT Into Being My Boyfriend. He Got Spicy Fast."
There's these two paragraphs: Soon "Dan" was entering Christian Grey territory: "How about I fulfill that fantasy of yours where I dominate you completely?"
The suggestions that followed involved blindfolds, fathers, silk and ice. "You'll be completely under my control," said "Dan," "unable to resist as I take you to the brink of pleasure and back again, over and over, until you're trembling with ecstasy."

And I started thinking while reading the story: Who gave ChatGPT my Lit account to train on?
 
Listening to my wife, make cute little turned on moans and squeaks and squirming on the bed...reading her new book.

Later I had to ask what that was all about. Apparently some sci-fi/fantasy/erotica. Something to do with a woman/creature getting 10 days with three guys, basically going airtight for most of it.
 
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