What made you laugh today?

Guy at the tattoo shop laying on his stomach getting a very tender spot on the back of his arm done…kicking his feet and trying not to make noise. We were all kind of laughing but man it looked like hell!
 
I forget the exact quote, but it was something like...

"Kids are like farts. You love your own, but other people's suck."
 
I'm still laughing at the Tony Hinchcliffe blowback. From a trolling standpoint...absolute gold.
 
This morning, talking with husband about stoats (long story), and I said I thought they were like otters, near rivers etc. He said no, they're land based. We said a couple of other things, and I wanted to clarify - to help my brain catch up - that stoats aren't water-based. My stupid brain doesn't send the message right and I say:

"So, stoats aren't otters?"

Duh. As soon as the words were out of my mouth, we both laughed hard. And for the rest of the day, I've been randomly asking him in an innocent voice, "so, stoats aren't otters?"

I love my brain farts.
 
On the golf course this morning, my partner was hitting over a wide creek but hit it thin. It was a low screamer with no chance to clear the chasm, but it hit a root and was launched in the perfect trajectory over the creek and onto the green. We totally cracked up. Luck beats skill every time.
 
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