What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Eilan]

I'm probably the last to see it, but:
http://www.jibjab.com/Home.aspx (Bush's 2-0-5 video, may be busy, but you'll get in at some point)

Nah. Next to last, maybe.

Their server is being "manhandled" at the moment, but I'll keep trying.

I liked "This Land," though. I remember seeing it last year.

 

[SweetErika]

This is hysterical! Bravo.

Isn't it though? I saw it on CNN, and proceeded to search when the giggling subsided. It's awfully sad when a parody sums it up so well.

 

[midwestyankee]

Isn't it though? I saw it on CNN, and proceeded to search when the giggling subsided. It's awfully sad when a parody sums it up so well.

This is what the very best parodies do: they illuminate while they entertain.

 

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[Lady_Prowless]

i was shopping and i seen a scarf i liked left in a buggyfull of other items.i admired it then i put it back..i looked back and this lady walked off with the buggy.i blushed and told her i was sorry for picking through her cart.she was deaf and mouthed to me that it was ok.we laughed about it and i told her it was a very nice scarf.

 

[Quoll]

Getting a drunken phonecall from my soon to be brother in law and pulling the phone cord out mid conversation. Yes I do have a problem with dickheads, and drunken dickheads doubly so.


Being taught a new christmas philosophy.
"Did Santa bring you all you wanted? or at least didn't shit in your stocking? That is another point up on the good day meter."
PML.

 

[Nightbird]

See thats why I have a cordless phone.. Even though mine has duct tape holding it together from being thrown a few times... JUST kidding.. LOL

 

[Quoll]

See thats why I have a cordless phone.. Even though mine has duct tape holding it together from being thrown a few times... JUST kidding.. LOL

Throwing was my first thought too, why ring someone up and then talk to everybody else where you live, morons.

 

[Nightbird]

Well at least it wasn't one of those drunken 4 in the morning kinda calls. Right?

 

[Eilan]

The Mandy Moore troll/newb.

 

[Quoll]

The Mandy Moore troll/newb.

I found it amusing, it would probably be a lot funnier if I knew who she was. *shrug*

 

[Mandy Moore]

I'm Mandy Moore.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm Mandy Moore.

You are truly a woman of mystery. My PM was rejected. I probably will never get over the trauma.

 

[Eilan]

Found this on AFF's message board and thought it was appropriate for this thread:

The best way not to get any

10) Misspell most if not all of your message and/or use all capitals.
9) Be as profane and vulgar as you can upon first contact.
8) Sound absolutely desperate to get laid.
7) Talk about your ex or current girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife in every email, conversation, or chat. Don't forget to mention how many times they did (or do) you wrong.
6) While chatting beg for oral sex, but be sure to let your potential partner know you willnot be reciprocating or kissing them afterwards.
5) Ask for advice about the rash you have on your gentials that won't go away.
4) Instead of meeting and talking at a resturant, park or other neutral public place, insist on meeting in the parking lot in front one of these places. Preferably after dark, park next to each other and talk from the windows of your cars so there is less time wasted to get to the motel.
3) Do not read the person you are contacting's profile. After all you will change their mind.
2) when chatting online make sure to talk about all of the ways you want your potential partner to perform sexually for you, no matter what the conversation is/was at the time. Keep at it.
1) Lie about everything no matter how unimportant.

 

[Nightbird]

OMG Eilan! Consider that stolen!! It should be required reading for Lit posters..

 

[pleasteasme]

Driving down the road, feeling uncomfortable in my shirt so I dropped down the visor to have a look. Heck, it is a v-neck, I knew it was not on backwards.

It was however, on inside out...

I proceeded to take off my shirt, turn it right-side-out, and put it back on.

 

[bobsgirl]

Driving down the road, feeling uncomfortable in my shirt so I dropped down the visor to have a look. Heck, it is a v-neck, I knew it was not on backwards.

It was however, on inside out...

I proceeded to take off my shirt, turn it right-side-out, and put it back on.

OMG, you did this too? I thought I was the only one! We were half-way through with grocery shopping and my daughter asked me, "Mom, why is your sweatshirt on inside out?" Sheesh, like you couldn't bring this to my attention a little sooner?

 

[pleasteasme]

OMG, you did this too? I thought I was the only one! We were half-way through with grocery shopping and my daughter asked me, "Mom, why is your sweatshirt on inside out?" Sheesh, like you couldn't bring this to my attention a little sooner?

Yep, me too!

I wore a shirt for half a day backwards. I didn't realize until I was playing with my necklace and felt the tag under my shirt. Of course, I was teaching (first year) and instead of just continuing on...I turned red, and excused myself into my office and switched it around really fast.

I can be such a DORK!

 

[SlickTony]

Although I've seen many young men walking around with their shorts around their ass, today I was walking directly behind a young man with the crotch of his shorts hanging about level with his knees.

I don't know why it struck me funny today as opposed to any other day, think I was just in a really, really good mood and the ridiculousness of his fashion statement tickled my funny bone.

There's one state where they're trying to outlaw this fashion. Granted, it is completely ridiculous, and I'm not sure that some of the boys who are into it realize its origin.

But...outlawing it? These stuffy legislators must have forgotten their youth, when what they wore infuriated the generation before them.

Nothing made me laugh my ass off today, but there was this incident the other day at work...

I work for a publishing company in an office with three other typists. The newest one irritates the living shit out of me--for one thing, she is as crazy as a shithouse rat. Every now and again she gets these neurotic, paranoid, delusional fits. They start out with her muttering low, sibilant rants at her computer, and then she works up to behavior that disconcerts and annoys everybody to the point that we're all about ready to defenestrate her, and then she checks out sick. I dearly wish that I had the rank to tell her, when she gets started, to just go on home and spare us having to wait for the other shoe to drop.

There was the day when she decided that there were cooties in her chair, or something, that was making her feel "uncaawwwwmfortable" (she's from Philly)--and changed out two before she found one she could live with.

The other day, we could see that she was building up to another hissy fit--she kept fidgeting around in her chair and saying she felt uncomfortable. Finally she took an early lunch, which seemed to ultimately calm her down, but not before she had looked daggers at a perfectly innocent 60+ year old Scotsman in the Art/Production department, and then flounced out, muttering to one of the other typists that she "felt as if someone were trying to have sex with her in that chair." (I didn't hear the last part; the other typist told me after she'd left).

"In that case," I said, "Maybe I should offer to trade chairs with her. If it works like that, we can buy it from J** B***** (the owner of the company) without his suspecting. And then we can sell it on the Internet. I'll bet we could get $1500 for it. People will buy anything on the Internet. And sex toys are always overpriced."

Well, that caused J**** to laugh her ass off, and I couldn't help but follow."

 

[midwestyankee]

People who sell things by offering their wares in stopped traffic are not new and I've seen many things sold this way. Flowers are certainly the most common item in intersection commerce and donation requests are probably second. Today I saw something being sold at an intersection that I never, ever, imagined I would be able to buy through my car window: an eight-pack of white athletic sox.

I kid you not!

 

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[bobsgirl]

I used to work with a guy that played on a softball team and would go out drinking with the guys afterward. Sometimes he had a good hangover when he came into work the next morning. He always wore his team softball jacket to work, and one morning he came in wearing it, and while taking it off, he realized that he was in such a hurry to get out of the house and go to work he forgot to put on a shirt!

He wore his jacket the entire day.

My husband used to play on a soccer team that wore navy blue T-shirts. When he came home from work one day, I noticed he had this navy blue shirt on under his white dress shirt. Very visible, and he was totally clueless until I pointed it out. Boy was his face red...

 

[TBKahuna123]

People who sell things by offering their wares in stopped traffic are not new and I've seen many things sold this way. Flowers are certainly the most common item in intersection commerce and donation requests are probably second. Today I saw something being sold at an intersection that I never, ever, imagined I would be able to buy through my car window: an eight-pack of white athletic sox.

I kid you not!

Yo man, yo man? I got them socks man, you need a hook up? Keep yo feet dry all day long! Whatch you need, ankle high or tube?

 

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