What made you laugh your ass off today?

[EJFan]

Saw this on our local Burger King sign:

"Bring home a Whopper for the holidays"

i don't get it.........






j/k... but while i'm here... and since eilan brought up signs... where i went to college there was a local ordinance forcing a fixed ratio between liquor stores and churches and there were blue laws prohibiting the sale of liquor on sundays. one church always had a sign up on that read "open on sundays."

also while i'm here... the same town had an old ass law on the books that prohibited any dwelling from having more than 6 non-related women living in it. if there was such a situation, the home would be considered, by law, to be a brothel. because of that we couldn't have sorority houses (and therefor, frat houses).

also also while i'm here... and since we were on signs there for a moment... i'm happy that the dog walk area in my development has a sign that reads "please clean up after your pet." this puts the honus on my dog... since he doesn't take the initiative to clean up FIRST, i don't have the opportunity to do so AFTER him. if he ever does pick up his shit, i'll be sure to go back and pick it up after he does.

 

[pleasteasme]

Really horrible bowlers.

They were REALLY sober too.......

 

[pleasteasme]

The projects I am doing with my freshman.....they are hilarious!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Just when I thought we'd go a week without a cock size question, here it is!

How To: Make a woman scream

Will they never learn?

 

[midwestyankee]

The projects I am doing with my freshman.....they are hilarious!

Cool...looks like Don King had children with Mrs. Potato Head. I bet your students are having a blast.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just when I thought we'd go a week without a cock size question, here it is!

How To: Make a woman scream

Will they never learn?

At least this one was from a woman.

 

[Guest]

 

[bobsgirl]

Saw this on our local Burger King sign:

"Bring home a Whopper for the holidays"

Now that's funny.

(Hey, I never said I had a sophisticated sense of humor.)

 

[pleasteasme]

Cool...looks like Don King had children with Mrs. Potato Head. I bet your students are having a blast.

LMAO!! That is an excellent take on this project.

They are fun and quick to germinate. It is amazing how much growth goes on overnight.

 

[Eilan]

Hey, I never said I had a sophisticated sense of humor.

Neither did I.

At least this one was from a woman.

Quite frankly, I'm wondering about that.

 

[midwestyankee]

LMAO!! That is an excellent take on this project.

They are fun and quick to germinate. It is amazing how much growth goes on overnight.

I have that same problem.

 

[midwestyankee]

My son was practicing for a speech tournament tonight and fluffed perhaps a dozen lines or so in the 8-minute bit that he had to perform. Afterwards he offered this explanation: "I have it memorized. I just have to work on remembering it in certain places."

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

People who post when they're drunk.

 

[Amonara]

People who post when they're drunk.

You took the words right out from underneath my fingers.

 

[Nightbird]

Don't drink and modem!

 

[Eilan]

Damn, and I was just getting ready to go to bed, too. It's a one-woman show!

Now, where's my popcorn?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

kewl kewl

I hate those fucking nanas.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Yeah, I know. Kind of why I just had to use them.

I understand.

 

[Quoll]

People who post when they're drunk.

Where?
Is there drama happening?
Come on spill, where's it happening?



Don't make me use my nana.

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

How to board: PM a cute, drunk girl

Yeah found it, amusing I guess.

 

[Eilan]

How to board: PM a cute, drunk girl

What he said.