What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[TheGoodLife3976]

Yes. You never know when you'll be walking down the street and someone starts shooting hockey pucks at you.

 

[Xerxes82]

You have your own goalie?!

You don't? How good is your defense that you can afford to leave your net empty with all the thirsty sticks around here?

 

[Neanderthal247]

Him working another late shift.

Don't worry I'll be home soon

 

[TiedbyChris]

No running water, no idea when it’s coming back, confusing communication about where and when drinking water can be collected and what about water for all the other things. ffs

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

BOTS

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

Cancelled Plans...

 

[Leana_M]

When a cock hits the bottom of my pussy.

 

[Iwillgo]

Chest cold is hanging around another day.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Remembering that dishes don't wash themselves

 

[Xerxes82]

Dropping a can of soda on my toe.

 

[angelofthenorth]

A message sent that I got this morning

 

[BInowGay]

Chest cold is hanging around another day.

You caught that crap too? Been two weeks for me

 

[MissRadiant]

House renovations

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

When a cock hits the bottom of my pussy.

Rawr

"Cheers"

 

[Wand3rlust]

Utter wankers hacking my daughter's discord server and trying to get her to hand over money.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I went to buy a birthday gift for my niece and realized I'm nearly half a century old!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I went to buy a birthday gift for my niece and realized I'm nearly half a century old!

As someone who is half a century old, it’s not that bad!

 

[Jeanie99]

Realizing at the gym today that I have a very long way to go.

 

[angelofthenorth]

News I was told this morning

 

[kreemi_pi]

Someone else said it first.

 

[Jaws82]

Forgetting an ingredient on my shopping list

 

[kreemi_pi]

Answering @Jaws82 when he asked what I wanted to do tonight

 

[Jaws82]

Answering @Jaws82 when he asked what I wanted to do tonight

Realizing I'm on the other coast from @kreemi_pi

 

[TiedbyChris]

And the fkin water has gone off again, until tomorrow at the earliest. Funny how the water company were saying on the news that the vast majority of homes affected last weekend were now reconnected & now they’ve disconnected us again ffs

 

[Dimented]

Watching the snow fall outside