What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?

[jen_litgirl]

Also this.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

A new, steady job starting in February!

Oh YEAH!

My smile is how incredibly stupid males are when they see some clevage.

Cleavage: fun to look at, fun to touch, fun to say.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Universal Studios Sues:
Porn Co.'s Are Ripping Off '50 Shades of Grey'

You can't just shoot a filthy porno and call it "50 Shades of Grey" -- at least according to Universal Studios, which is now suing several XXX companies for ripping off its "50 Shades" movie rights.

Universal filed the lawsuit against three porn companies, claiming they illegally made an unauthorized film -- called "Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation" -- as well as bootleg "50 Shades"-themed sex toys.​

There's more (not a *lot* more, but more) at the article linked in the headline. The last line of the article is priceless, though.

 

[midwestyankee]

Universal Studios Sues:
Porn Co.'s Are Ripping Off '50 Shades of Grey'

You can't just shoot a filthy porno and call it "50 Shades of Grey" -- at least according to Universal Studios, which is now suing several XXX companies for ripping off its "50 Shades" movie rights.

Universal filed the lawsuit against three porn companies, claiming they illegally made an unauthorized film -- called "Fifty Shades of Grey: a XXX Adaptation" -- as well as bootleg "50 Shades"-themed sex toys.​

There's more (not a *lot* more, but more) at the article linked in the headline. The last line of the article is priceless, though.

It is a truth of sales that you get more buyers when you add a sweetener to your presentation (and if you call in the next 30 seconds, you'll get a second WonderSweeper Knife and Vacuum Cleaner Set FREE!!!). I usually don't bother reading the links to the stories you quote because your summaries are so good. But this time, wanting to know what was priceless about the last line, I clicked through.

It really is priceless, folks.

 

[cliper2]

It is a truth of sales that you get more buyers when you add a sweetener to your presentation (and if you call in the next 30 seconds, you'll get a second WonderSweeper Knife and Vacuum Cleaner Set FREE!!!). I usually don't bother reading the links to the stories you quote because your summaries are so good. But this time, wanting to know what was priceless about the last line, I clicked through.

It really is priceless, folks.

That last line is what's known in the business as a great kicker.

Universal should thank the porn guys for insinuating there's something worth ripping off in "50 Shades."

 

[seela]

The nicest Christmas party I've ever been to. Honestly. Such great athmosphere, I've never felt more welcome in a party - and I didn't even know there anyone except for the one person who invited me.

Not to mention the food was amazing. I feel super energized and uplifted now.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

There's more (not a *lot* more, but more) at the article linked in the headline. The last line of the article is priceless, though.

Perfect.

My "what made you smile":

I've been smiling in a dopey, far off, drug-hazed way. Coworkers probably think I had some beers at lunch, but really I've been having the most pleasantly-intoxicating mind control fantasies.

 

[Ropebunny]

The nicest Christmas party I've ever been to. Honestly. Such great athmosphere, I've never felt more welcome in a party - and I didn't even know there anyone except for the one person who invited me.

Not to mention the food was amazing. I feel super energized and uplifted now.

I always find it nerve-wracking going to parties where you don't know many others. I'm pleased you had a great time.

I've got my work Christmas party tonight. We all work from home so it's not like anyone knows anyone well at all. I'm trying to decide what to wear; I don't want to be over/underdressed. Last time I was the youngest person there so I'm thinking I could wear something slightly revealing and have some fun with it.

...most pleasantly-intoxicating mind control fantasies.

I think we need more information about this.

 

[shy slave]

What made me smile....

I resigned at the end of last week, went to work this morning knowing that in 11 weeks time I will no longer have to put up with a company that allows small minded decisions.

On the down side, I need a job in 11 weeks, unless i like living in a cardboard box.....

 

[BiBunny]

Hearing this song on the radio today on my way home from the bank.

All I want for Christmas is a real good tan
Take me to the islands
Put my feet in the sand
Rockin' to and fro with the rhythm of the ocean
Singin' Silent Night with the palm trees a-blowin'
Ooh, don't you think it's a pretty good plan?
All I want for Christmas is a real good tan

 

[BiBunny]

Also, David MF-ing Wong referenced The Last Psychiatrist in his article on Cracked today. They're two of my favorite people on the Internet, so I was like super-extra-thrilled when I saw it. I Wong, and I Alone, too.

 

[Stella_Omega]

On my freecycle list, someone just offered "panty hoses."

It just tickled me!

 

[Red Sonja]

On my freecycle list, someone just offered "panty hoses."

It just tickled me!

I can see that... it tickles me too, mostly because it reminded me of a guy (prior to my ddh) I dated who knew I liked the idea of consensual non-consent and *surprised* me from time to time. It was a hoot.

There was this one time though... where he popped out at me and was trying to do the nylon stocking over the head thing--unknown stranger idea. But he'd left the other leg on the hose. It was just flopping there, along with the length of the leg over his head.

I tried so hard not to wind up laughing, but it was hopeless. Shortly after that we broke up, because he'd try to do the threatening menacing thing... and all I could see was that flopping extra leg to the pantyhose over his head.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I can see that... it tickles me too, mostly because it reminded me of a guy (prior to my ddh) I dated who knew I liked the idea of consensual non-consent and *surprised* me from time to time. It was a hoot.

There was this one time though... where he popped out at me and was trying to do the nylon stocking over the head thing--unknown stranger idea. But he'd left the other leg on the hose. It was just flopping there, along with the length of the leg over his head.

I tried so hard not to wind up laughing, but it was hopeless. Shortly after that we broke up, because he'd try to do the threatening menacing thing... and all I could see was that flopping extra leg to the pantyhose over his head.

LOL - that story made me laugh, and that is good enough.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Damn I am laughing SO HARD right now!

I bet he wakes up in the middle of the night thinking about that one. Poor sumbinch.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Also this.

OMG! That


And sitting on the couch watching "sixteen candles" remembering the first time I saw this movie at my best friend house.

 

[Cleopatra]

Funions.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Funions.

No, no, no! Funyuns! You know: The onion-flavored rings that are a deliciously different snack that is fun to eat? The playful rings that have a crisp texture and are packed full of zesty onion flavor? Those!

I think we need more information about this.

It involves (get this!): women who feel COMPELLED TO GLEEFULLY DO WHATEVER I SUGGEST TO THEM!!

*Don't tell anyone!*

 

[jen_litgirl]

I can see that... it tickles me too, mostly because it reminded me of a guy (prior to my ddh) I dated who knew I liked the idea of consensual non-consent and *surprised* me from time to time. It was a hoot.

There was this one time though... where he popped out at me and was trying to do the nylon stocking over the head thing--unknown stranger idea. But he'd left the other leg on the hose. It was just flopping there, along with the length of the leg over his head.

I tried so hard not to wind up laughing, but it was hopeless. Shortly after that we broke up, because he'd try to do the threatening menacing thing... and all I could see was that flopping extra leg to the pantyhose over his head.

This absolutely made my day! I'm laughing so hard I'm doing that oh-so-sexy laugh snort.
Thanks for that.

 

[Miles Long]

This.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

This.

That's strangely hot.


Or maybe not so strangely, since it brings back a *lot* of good memories

ETA: But my convertible was baby blue, and I usually kept the top up for that type of entertainment.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

"I've just received notice that I'm awesome. You might want to get yourself tested."

- Something she found in FB or somewhere... ​

 

[Ahlam]

It's snowing! I'm brimming with childish glee.

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm having a ball watching Keroin flog her book on Twitter.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yacht Owners Upset

Apparently that whole sense of entitlement that got so much attention during our U.s. election recently isn't limited to the 47%. Consider the sense of entitlement of these rich yacht owners in Newport Beach, Ca.