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What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

Nothing, but last night i said "fuck your whore" and ir made him cum
 
TheGoodLife3976 said:
I was knocked on my ass by a flu shot.

A flu shot! C'mon Man!
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You ain't alone, brother. Since we all got fairly naive immune systems during the pandemic, little things like flu shots and simple colds are causing big immune responses. OTOH, it's a great excuse to lie around the house pampering yourself for a day. "I can't come to work today because of an immune hypersensitivity reaction."

Translation: Netflix and chill
 
LeSabreur said:
You ain't alone, brother. Since we all got fairly naive immune systems during the pandemic, little things like flu shots and simple colds are causing big immune responses. OTOH, it's a great excuse to lie around the house pampering yourself for a day. "I can't come to work today because of an immune hypersensitivity reaction."

Translation: Netflix and chill
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I'm notoriously lax in doing healthy things like getting flu shots. But on a business trip about 10 years ago, I got the flu. I was 1,000 miles from home and miserable. My coworkers had to basically carry me from the hotel to the airport and into the plane, then the reverse when we got home. The flu shot does knock me out a little every year, but there's no way I'm going through again what happened on that trip.
 
Not being able to sneak away from my dog when she's sleeping anymore. Too many snap, crackle and pops when I stand up "quietly" to let her sleep...
 
This may hit home...

I'm not saying I'm old but if you hear me say 'I put in in a really safe place,' just know we're never seeing it again!
 
I put the soap into the washing machine yesterday and started it up. I heard the sound from the washer go off saying it was done, so I went up to move the wet clothes to the dryer. That's when I discovered that, while I had mechanically started the machine, I had neglected to actually put the dirty clothes in before starting it. The washing machine was empty (but smelled fresh) and the clothes were still gathered on top of my dryer...
 
jeff_is_smiling said:
I put the soap into the washing machine yesterday and started it up. I heard the sound from the washer go off saying it was done, so I went up to move the wet clothes to the dryer. That's when I discovered that, while I had mechanically started the machine, I had neglected to actually put the dirty clothes in before starting it. The washing machine was empty (but smelled fresh) and the clothes were still gathered on top of my dryer...
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Sorry, but that's hilarious! 🤭

Getting senior rates on transport .. without even asking if I qualify..
 
jeff_is_smiling said:
I put the soap into the washing machine yesterday and started it up. I heard the sound from the washer go off saying it was done, so I went up to move the wet clothes to the dryer. That's when I discovered that, while I had mechanically started the machine, I had neglected to actually put the dirty clothes in before starting it. The washing machine was empty (but smelled fresh) and the clothes were still gathered on top of my dryer...
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That sounds eerilly familiar🤣
 
jeff_is_smiling said:
I put the soap into the washing machine yesterday and started it up. I heard the sound from the washer go off saying it was done, so I went up to move the wet clothes to the dryer. That's when I discovered that, while I had mechanically started the machine, I had neglected to actually put the dirty clothes in before starting it. The washing machine was empty (but smelled fresh) and the clothes were still gathered on top of my dryer...
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I have absolutely no doubt that I will do that very thing in the next couple of years.

Making coffee with my Keurig, preloading my cup with milk. Stirred it after, sat down, drank almost half when it occurred to me that I hadn't used a pod, and was drinking milky hot water.
 
Same as usual the gym. Seeing girls in sports bra's tiny spandex shorts I probably dated their grandmothers. WTF happened to the young me
 
Graybear1826 said:
I have absolutely no doubt that I will do that very thing in the next couple of years.

Making coffee with my Keurig, preloading my cup with milk. Stirred it after, sat down, drank almost half when it occurred to me that I hadn't used a pod, and was drinking milky hot water.
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I’ve done that exact thing. And also the reverse of remembering to put the pod in but forgetting to put the cup under! 😳
 
Anastasia1999 said:
I have put a teabag, a spoon of instant coffee and some sweetener into the same cup and filled it up with boiling water from the kettle….

😂
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cheekygirl75 said:
I’ve done that exact thing. And also the reverse of remembering to put the pod in but forgetting to put the cup under! 😳
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You all certainly are making me feel very young at 60. :cool:
 
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