What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I'm out of coffee today. I need my morning coffee.

But I forgot about my free birthday coffee! So I'm going to get one! Yay!
(#^.^#)

Happy Birthday whatever day it is.

Another surprise in the mail. I feel particularly special right now.

Everyone is special to someone. Today is your special day.

Don't screw it up. Hot coffee burns.

 

[MeekMe]

Thank you.

 

[dacoach44]

Laffin with my X....

about hormones that some post-menepausal women take...U got it; she isnt dating.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

Opening my wardrobe.

I had forgotten I organized it yesterday and it seeing it so tidy truly made me smile.

 

[Bramblethorn]

My workmates.

 

[seela]

Someone kept complimenting J for speaking "pretty good Finnish".

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Eva_Star]

My kiddo explaining an arcade game to me. It was classic Mario Bros. Puhleeze, Buddy. I can play you under the table on some Super Mario World.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[geronimo_appleby]

a mother is at her wit's end. she has two young sons who won't stop swearing. she's tried everything she can think of, and finally goes to see a doctor.

the mother explains; then the doctor looks at her and says, "have you tried corporal punishment?"

she stares at the doc, long and hard; then says, "no, i haven't."

doc shrugs and suggests she try it.

the next morning, the youngest kid comes down for breakfast. mom asks what he wants. kid replies with, "i'll have fucking cornflakes."

the mother grabs him and wallops him, gives him a thrashing.

second kid comes down for breakfast. mother asks what he wants.

kid says, "well, i'd be a cunt if i asked for fucking cornflakes, wouldn't i?"

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Primalex]

I clung on to him, he said, like a bat.

with the head down?

 

[Eva_Star]

The sound of summer rain.

 

[MeekMe]

A really good weekend.

 

[seela]

A really good weekend.

Yay, mine's been really good too!

 

[MeekMe]

Yay, mine's been really good too!

Woot!

 

[Farawyn]

Game of Thrones, especially my Big Kid running up the stairs after to see how I liked the episode.

Oh! I saw a little yellow finch today, too.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ToPleaseHim]

It's early for me, but I did just read a post here that made me laugh out loud.

 

[seela]

Fennel cake and printing train tickets.

 

[curvyangel1969]

A picture of all my friends in the pool yesterday. We All look so happy.

 

[MeekMe]

Reading a personal ad. Some ads read like ordering fast food.

I'd like a double cheese burger, no tomato. Extra pickles are a plus. Medium fries, I want them fresh and I'll know if they were sitting under heat lamps. A large soda and, oh hey do you have crushed ice? Yeah, I like the crushed ice. Throw in a couple packets of ketchup while you're at it.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

Was feeling down so I consulted the mental help hotline.