What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[melimelissa]

Even though he is traveling hours upon hours tomorrow, he is still waking early to call me before I sleep

"She has the personal hygiene of a badger and the social charm of a slug."

Giggles

 

[lanceGibs]

Some men posing as women and other men and women who believe I did rise from the dead .

Next they may say a Bright star was seen in the East sometime before i was born

 

[EmpressJosephine]

A PM from SultrySandy always makes me smile!

 

[Bramblethorn]

I made it through a big project meeting unscathed, clients are pleased with what we've given them, and my boss said some lovely things about me and my team.

And then I got offered some freelance work that pays well for the effort involved, by people who reliably pay on time.

 

[Farawyn]

Some men posing as women and other men and women who believe I did rise from the dead .

Next they may say a Bright star was seen in the East sometime before i was born

Doubtful.

No one believes you. The only ones who talk to you are newbies who don’t know you yet. And people like me, who call you out.
Give it up.

And you don’t make anyone smile or laugh.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Doubtful.

No one believes you. The only ones who talk to you are newbies who don’t know you yet. And people like me, who call you out.
Give it up.

And you don’t make anyone smile or laugh.

THIS MADE ME LAUGH!!!!

 

[Blue]

Doubtful.

No one believes you. The only ones who talk to you are newbies who don’t know you yet. And people like me, who call you out.
Give it up.

And you don’t make anyone smile or laugh.

Is he Pete or something?

 

[Farawyn]

Is he Pete or something?

No.
He’s troubledone.

 

[Little_Sister]

My kid gave himself a hickey with a water bottle on his top lip. He says it looks like a mustache. Every time I look at him I laugh.

 

[SalvDali]

I was in the grocery store yesterday. The guy in front of me was trying to buy a bottle of wine and forgot his id. When the cashier asked for it he started yelling and cursing at her because he as probably 30 is. She explained that story policy was to id anyone under 35. He turns to me and says can you believe this shit, to which I responded. No. She has much more patients than I do. I would have already put the bottle under the counter and sent your disrespectful ass on your way.

Then he turns back to her and says are you going to sell me the wine or not. She took the bottle and put it on a shelf behind her and said no sir. Have a nice day. I think I saw smoke coming from his ears when he left the store.

 

[lillianaZ]

A sad banana

 

[JerseyJade]

My son turned 4 today, so that will make me smile most of the day.

 

[seela]

Making it through a horrible week and an orgasm definitely worth 5.80 euros.

 

[LucyBee01]

Talking to a really interesting person today.

And having a Chinese takeaway, yummmmmm.

 

[Blue]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gps6uz1DXPQ

 

[clistenovena]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gps6uz1DXPQ

^^This^^

It shouldn't have been* that* funny, but dang if it wasn't.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Discovering that somebody's made a store that specialises in accessibility kits for board/card games - Braille overlays for popular games, etc. etc.

Not that I need these myself, touch wood, but I love my games and I'm delighted that people are making an effort on accessibility.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Feeling worth someone's effort.

Daughter just pedaled a tricycle correctly for the first time!

 

[PNWKitten]

Holding and playing with this adorable 4 mo old baby with the cutest crazy hair.

 

[Blue]

Youtube comment on a 50 Shades Freed review.

 

[seela]

New shoes!

They're nothing special, just simple black heels, but feel really good on my feet. Like I could probably wear them for a longer time, too.

So now I'm waiting for the snow to melt so that I can take them out for a test run.

 

[KingOfOregon]

Reading some of the ignorant troll posts. People are so strange sometimes.

 

[Vixandra]

My little destroyer has discovered the joy of the fan vent on top of the wifi router. Now she sleeps on it all day and accidentally (or perhaps purposefully) turns it off at the most inconvenient moments.

We had a similar problem. Switched to a wall mount and no more issue. Not as pretty but as I care more for functionality first then pretty second, I’ll take it. Good routers ain’t cheap.

The amusing fact my suitcase is friggin orange because I wanted a hard side that could hold my monofin (mermaids gotta practice) and that was the only color they had in the right size. Is so glaringly not me in color though. Maybe sticker it up? Least it’s visible.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I recently found out one of my exes was cheating on me. With three other women. While the information stung, I felt I had to give him an applause for managing to keep it from all of us and move across two states to do it. Didn't stop me from getting hold of them to tell on him. But we at least know he can multi-task and schedule well.

 

[gracie920101]

Cookies' new av made me snort!