What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[Vixandra]

I have such a sedate life.

It was totally random af for me. Most of the pool users at my gym know my swim buddy and I, and others from the sauna and we’ve never had an issue. It was just so surreal in a way, I couldn’t help mocking her zealotry because well, I wasn’t buck ass naked screaming at a stranger. Anything else would have caused the cops to be called. I’ve been yelled at by female TI’s while showering but that had a point. This was just random crazy that happened to find me. I was already planning a complaint over all her crap- if I can keep swim gear with towels and mono fin to one shoulder bag, wtf would anyone need rolling luggage for the gym?

 

[gracie920101]

It was totally random af for me. Most of the pool users at my gym know my swim buddy and I, and others from the sauna and we’ve never had an issue. It was just so surreal in a way, I couldn’t help mocking her zealotry because well, I wasn’t buck ass naked screaming at a stranger. Anything else would have caused the cops to be called. I’ve been yelled at by female TI’s while showering but that had a point. This was just random crazy that happened to find me. I was already planning a complaint over all her crap- if I can keep swim gear with towels and mono fin to one shoulder bag, wtf would anyone need rolling luggage for the gym?

Sounds entirely possible she is recently homeless.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My 12 yo showing me a few of the steps he's learned to "Zorba the Greek"

Opa!

#mamaslittlegreekboy

 

[Vixandra]

Sounds entirely possible she is recently homeless.

Hadn't thought of that. Also just realized today that the bag I use for my monofin is a Victoria Secrets bag because its the only one I have big enough (aunt sent it to me to try out). So she have have pulled the whore part from that.

 

[SaraDarkened]

Wait, where are the whores?
(Just so I know)

 

[Vixandra]

Wait, where are the whores?
(Just so I know)

I got called one, but am not one. I could have handled it better but I was so shocked by a buck naked old woman screaming at me for unplugging her radio (without breaking) after well over an hour of her showering with that a stereo blasting badly done Christian noise that I fell into mocking the zealot mode. I couldn’t stand, cause I’d overworked my left hip and it wasn’t stable at the time, so I made her storm off to avoid a physical confrontation I may not win but she sure as heck wouldn’t have either. Medics fight mean. So it’s more a wtf-ah well, my gym manager rocks kinda smile because she was livid I’d been screamed at and had been getting complaints for over two hours about the woman by the time a cleaning lady saw the confrontation and grabbed her. That manager usually oversees the kid club so knows me and my kiddos and bestie/swim buddy because we always drop off my youngest at the kid club at least. And they made sure I wasn’t harassed on our way out. I’ll take shit and laugh solo but never in front of my kids.

Sorry about the false whore alert. Here’s some cute cat girls https://www.deviantart.com/art/ARINnALEXI-725362548

 

[seela]

The countdown is in teens!

 

[Blue]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI

 

[gracie920101]

Hadn't thought of that. Also just realized today that the bag I use for my monofin is a Victoria Secrets bag because its the only one I have big enough (aunt sent it to me to try out). So she have have pulled the whore part from that.

Uh...I thought they shopped at Fredericks of Hollywood!

LMAO!

 

[seela]

I finished The Canterbury Tales! Only took me 4 months.

And I also recently read Macbeth, in English no less. If I didn't know better, I might think I'm cultured af.

But in reality I ain't foolin' nobody.

 

[Blue]

I finished The Canterbury Tales! Only took me 4 months.

And I also recently read Macbeth, in English no less. If I didn't know better, I might think I'm cultured af.

But in reality I ain't foolin' nobody.

Reading Macbeth automatically makes you more cultured in English than 90% of English people. Now you just need to read Beowulf and you'll have a stronger claim to being English than anybody without 100% Celtic ancestry.

 

[Farawyn]

Returning my lease.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Returning my lease.

Okay...that made me smile...and laugh..I read that as leash.

 

[Farawyn]

Okay...that made me smile...and laugh..I read that as leash.

Nope.
That, he keeps.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Nope.
That, he keeps.

Well..yeah!

 

[lillianaZ]

.......

 

[Angedesoleil]

That

My sister: I kind of forgot about that it was your birthday, so I didn't send anything.
Me: That's okay.
My sister: Well, at least the president is going is going down on your birthday.
Me: No, he isn't! Not on me!
My sister: Huh?
Me: Never mind...

THAT made me laugh. That right there. Thank you. I needed that laugh xD

 

[gracie920101]

Thinking of commuters!

 

[Farawyn]

My kid being home.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

 

[Blue]

Getting ice cream without realizing it's soft scoop and then sticking a spoon in it and realizing it is soft scoop.
I have a simple life. Maybe too simple when that's the highlight of my day.

And before any of you smart alecs ask: yes it's vanilla flavour hah hah very funny.

 

[cookiecat]

Gardening

 

[JadeNYC]

I went to the library to return books today. One was a week overdue. With a 5 cent a day overdue fee hanging over my head I was just fine with it.

What made me smile was the older gentleman who checked my books back in. He greeted me warmly and I thought that he was quite the silver fox. I told him that one of my books was overdue, and I laughed and asked him not to judge me. He smiled and scanned my books, and said to me "My dear, you are mistaken. Your books are both on time." I knew that they weren't, but the look on his face made me realize that he was doing me a solid, so I just thanked him and went along with his ruse.

What a charmer. And what an idea for a dirty fucking story!

 

[JadeNYC]

Getting ice cream without realizing it's soft scoop and then sticking a spoon in it and realizing it is soft scoop.
I have a simple life. Maybe too simple when that's the highlight of my day.

And before any of you smart alecs ask: yes it's vanilla flavour hah hah very funny.

Mmm ice cream! That would make me smile too.

 

[gracie920101]

Getting ice cream without realizing it's soft scoop and then sticking a spoon in it and realizing it is soft scoop.
I have a simple life. Maybe too simple when that's the highlight of my day.

And before any of you smart alecs ask: yes it's vanilla flavour hah hah very funny.

Is there any other kind? Uh...nope!