What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[Angedesoleil]

So this really actually happened. Remember husband is vanilla. He knows about me but thinks it is completely past tense... it is important background info.



So husband was home sick yesterday. Three year old decided to play doctor. I helped her pack her doctors kit and sang the Miss Polly had a Dolly song altered to fit her scenario. I was the nurse. Dr daughter goes to examine daddy and checks temp, breathing, heart rate, reflexes, ears, eyes, throat. She concluded he needed a shot. Several shots actually. Then she pulls out the visor with a reflector and says " your collar" ( my life flashed before my eyes) he looks at me I look at her and say excuse me dear doctor what do you mean? She proceeds to put blue plastic ing ON HIS NECK... ( im not good at poker so I was equally torn between falling on the floor in stitches and running for dear life) I managed " but doctor why does he need that?" " he needs a collar cause he got a shot and we don't want him to itch It!"

Ohhhhhhh!!!! I put my arm on his shoulder and laugh ( and breathe) you mean like a DOG ( then I realize that is not better still she didn't get wind of anything and isn't about to rat my ass out)... Hon she means like a DOG with the cone... lol.

He was not amused. I was. Oh I was. She proceeded to play doctor on him 4 times. XD

 

[Farawyn]

Mah gurl is here!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

Mah gurl is here!!!

Like.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

So this really actually happened. Remember husband is vanilla. He knows about me but thinks it is completely past tense... it is important background info.



So husband was home sick yesterday. Three year old decided to play doctor. I helped her pack her doctors kit and sang the Miss Polly had a Dolly song altered to fit her scenario. I was the nurse. Dr daughter goes to examine daddy and checks temp, breathing, heart rate, reflexes, ears, eyes, throat. She concluded he needed a shot. Several shots actually. Then she pulls out the visor with a reflector and says " your collar" ( my life flashed before my eyes) he looks at me I look at her and say excuse me dear doctor what do you mean? She proceeds to put blue plastic ing ON HIS NECK... ( im not good at poker so I was equally torn between falling on the floor in stitches and running for dear life) I managed " but doctor why does he need that?" " he needs a collar cause he got a shot and we don't want him to itch It!"

Ohhhhhhh!!!! I put my arm on his shoulder and laugh ( and breathe) you mean like a DOG ( then I realize that is not better still she didn't get wind of anything and isn't about to rat my ass out)... Hon she means like a DOG with the cone... lol.

He was not amused. I was. Oh I was. She proceeded to play doctor on him 4 times. XD

Lol!!!!!
I hope Dr Daughter is prepared for heart attacks!!

 

[cookiecat]

Mah gurl is here!!!

Like.

I'm sitting here with Far and Necro. It's a little surreal and a lot awesome!

I had coleslaw!!

 

[gracie920101]

I'm sitting here with Far and Necro. It's a little surreal and a lot awesome!

I had coleslaw!!

Fess up! Which one held you down and which one fed you? LOL

 

[twister947]

Fess up! Which one held you down and which one fed you? LOL

This is the only place on the planet where coleslaw is kinky.

 

[Miles Long]

cookie: Necro's and Far's coleslaw was so creamy...

peanut gallery: how creamy was it?

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm sitting here with Far and Necro. It's a little surreal and a lot awesome!

I had coleslaw!!

Double like!

 

[PrisonerOfDoubt]

I took my ultraconservative father to the beach today. An elderly couple approached us and asked him is he and his hot little girl ever hook up with other couples and they invited us over to their house for a swinger party. He turned so many colors! I'm still laughing about it.

 

[Vixandra]

Being a good mod on a FB board and that I was trusted by the group owner to be one. She does not trust easy, so it means a lot that she trusts me with a community she’s rightly proud of. It’s a little thing on a day full of med change swing down, but I’ll take it.

 

[cookiecat]

We're going to the city!!!

 

[dacoach44]

The glow....

of affection with my new French lover in Montreal.

 

[PuckIt]

FINALLY finding the old thread where Emerson40 came back at Eilan's reference to "Paula Deen Porn"... with a pic!



My ribs hurt now...

 

[Blue]

Oh my god.
This new show 'Who Is America'.
It's equally as existentially despairing as it is funny.

"Kinderguardians"
Jason Spencer

 

[Misshotndeep]

Listening to kids play in my yard. Something about their laughter and smiles just made my day that much more beautiful. That kinda innocence is a wonderful thing.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Went to look up the artist of a few things I'd seen online, expecting to to find a little bit of cute BDSM cheesecake. Discovered a great big multi-chapter story with interesting characters and emotions and stuff.

Didn't get much else done today, but it was a lovely surprise.

 

[cookiecat]

Spending time with Farawyn and Necro. They are gracious, fun, genuine friends.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Bad Amy’s Friday foodie audio. She snorts sometimes when she laughs, and it’s adorable.

That woman has the best dirty laugh.
Listening to her makes me grin from ear to ear.

 

[Farawyn]

Me, cookie, beachbaby and Necro all hanging out.

 

[Miles Long]

Cheesecake

 

[Jada59]

Cheesecake

Oh, you saw that pic, huh?

 

[Miles Long]

Oh, you saw that pic, huh?

Nope, I'm just actually eating cheesecake.

 

[Farawyn]

I took my ultraconservative father to the beach today. An elderly couple approached us and asked him is he and his hot little girl ever hook up with other couples and they invited us over to their house for a swinger party. He turned so many colors! I'm still laughing about it.

How was it?

 

[Farawyn]

Nope, I'm just actually eating cheesecake.

How was it?