What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[AlwaysFara]

My parents showing me that they bought nerd guns to shoot at the TV whenever Trump comes on.

My mom: "It makes me feel better than yelling at him."

Bless her heart.

Nerf, you nerd?

I love your mom.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

My parents showing me that they bought nerd guns to shoot at the TV whenever Trump comes on.

My mom: "It makes me feel better than yelling at him."

Bless her heart.

That is the best fucking thing I've heard all day. I love it

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Nerf, you nerd?

I love your mom.

Whoopsie doodle! Fixed!
It cracked me up.

That is the best fucking thing I've heard all day. I love it

Hehe... I'm glad!!

 

[surrenderedfaith]

My parents showing me that they bought nerf guns to shoot at the TV whenever Trump comes on.

My mom: "It makes me feel better than yelling at him."

Bless her heart.

That's fantastic!

Someone thinking I was a dude after I replied "Marco" to "tag" ^__^
priceless. Reminded me of a dude on another site a while back who said I sounded like a guy when I write. Totally made me crack up over there too. This was followed by a bunch of my students deciding to play marco polo out of nowhere today. Definitely made me smile.

 

[twister947]

Wrens are setting up housekeeping right over my door. I love these little birds and their sweet song, but I have no choice but to discourage their efforts. Here's the funny part: even when they're saying, "Fuck you, Dave", they sound cheerful. Sorry, guys.

 

[gracie920101]

Wrens are setting up housekeeping right over my door. I love these little birds and their sweet song, but I have no choice but to discourage their efforts. Here's the funny part: even when they're saying, "Fuck you, Dave", they sound cheerful. Sorry, guys.

Had the same thing happen with swallows. What a mess at the front door with all the mud they use for nests! They were very unhappy (think divebombers) that I kept washing down their attempts at nests.

 

[Bramblethorn]

 

[seela]

Bra #22.

 

[surrenderedfaith]

"... don't need to know details, like Ebola, you just know. "

 

[seela]

A good conversation with someone I've only admired from afar for many years and kinda been afraid of.

They say never meet your heroes, but at least in this case... Wow!


Also it's Friday and I have the entire weekend to myself.

 

[cookiecat]

An amazing nap

 

[seela]

Meeting a friend very briefly on her way through the town, shopping for t-shirts, rhubarb, laundry and baseball.

Lots to smile today, really.

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

 

[gracie920101]

All I can do is laugh. Who designs this?

 

[seela]

I just realized I'm going to have three four-day work weeks in a row now. So good!

Also, I confirmedly didn't land anyone in prison today. *high five*

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

On the phone with an elderly patient. And while patiently waiting on her to retrieve the information I needed, she forgot I was on the phone. When I politely said her name after 5 minutes, she screamed and dropped the phone.

Bless her heart, she said she forgot I was there and she thought her cocker spaniel said her name! At least, she was laughing too!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Smile-
Cookie’s lovely AV.

 

[seela]

Sleepy time collar.

 

[BigTopBedlam]

https://imgur.com/gallery/CNpNSAl


I wonder what their interest rates are like? I might consider switching.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

https://imgur.com/gallery/CNpNSAl


I wonder what their interest rates are like? I might consider switching.

My interest rate is quite high.

Do the tellers wear ball gags? And if so, do they cease to be tellers and become mmmphhh-ers?

 

[Bramblethorn]

Thousands of angry fundies petitioning Netflix to cancel a series that's (a) already completed and (b) not on Netflix.

 

[seela]

I just got the grade for my thesis, and I got full marks.

Which is good, because I've been asked to give a brief presentation on the topic at work!

I'll celebrate with some rye and Reese's peanut butter cups today.

 

[CuteSlaveLisa]

My interest rate is quite high.

BDSM Bank

Do the tellers wear ball gags? And if so, do they cease to be tellers and become mmmphhh-ers?

When I was a teenager and working taking orders and dispatching my parents OTR truck S&M logistics was a major customer shipping LTL from SF (not making this up) California.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann

 

[AnnieLit]

https://imgur.com/gallery/CNpNSAl


I wonder what their interest rates are like? I might consider switching.

Thank you for the laugh!! The site is already down, but archives have it.
It is hilarious!

"To open an account, your safe word should have a minimum of 15 symbols, 1 capital letter, 1 number, and one special symbol."

They have two types of accounts: "Easy start" and "Hard finish"

For the Easy Start you get:
- daily freezing of your account
- you get to beg your Mistress to re-activate it
- cashback in the form of whipping
- automatic transfer of your salary to your Mistress' account.

Account limitations:
- to unfreeze you account tell your mistress your safe word
- in order to continue the service, BDSM Bank reserves the right to ask for any set of legal documents from you business for the past 5 years.


https://web.archive.org/web/20190621073606/http://bdsm-bank****/

 

[seela]

I slept so well and had such an amazing dream that being woken up at 7 am by a helicopter doesn't even matter.

It's a beautiful day out, too.