What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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Feeling like one of my close friendships that got very badly damaged a few years back is on the mend.
 
My Montreal sweetie........

Flashing one of her 38DD girls in an IM chat.............I can dream of nursing on it while she strokes my gay cock.
 
A dumb ass Nigerian scammer!

"Can we date?"

"I don't think so. You don't live here!"

"I'm a medical Dr."

"Right. We're done."

"I'll be done with my shift soon!'

"No. We are done! I'm going to bed!"

"When will you be back?"

"Never!"

*Poof*

Sheesh.
 
My sweet little spice went to a Chinese food place for lunch. When reading her fortune cookie, there was, on the back, a website for a second fortune. While in video chat, I went to the website and read it off to her.

"All that we are is a result of what we have thought."

Very profound, right?

Nope.

Her immediate answer, "Yeah, I don't think so."

I fell out of my chair cackling.

And to think it was her tits rather than her wits that she tried to lure me with the first day (and yes, 24 hours DOES TOO constitute a day) we spoke.

:D
 
My sweet little spice went to a Chinese food place for lunch. When reading her fortune cookie, there was, on the back, a website for a second fortune. While in video chat, I went to the website and read it off to her.

"All that we are is a result of what we have thought."

Very profound, right?

Nope.

Her immediate answer, "Yeah, I don't think so."

I fell out of my chair cackling.

And to think it was her tits rather than her wits that she tried to lure me with the first day (and yes, 24 hours DOES TOO constitute a day) we spoke.

:D


Tits, wits... one used for catching, the other for keeping.
 
A memory of a lovely, little moment.

No one can take that away from me. Sometimes it's the tiny, insignificant things that turn out to matter the most.
 
A memory of a lovely, little moment.

No one can take that away from me. Sometimes it's the tiny, insignificant things that turn out to matter the most.

Truth...things from a lifetime ago still surface and make my memory smile. Snapshots of the mind...
 
Truth...things from a lifetime ago still surface and make my memory smile. Snapshots of the mind...

Yeah, that's really lovely.

I also love finding a receipt for a dinner or something small and insignificant like that and when I look at it closer, I remember the moment vividly and it makes me instantly happy.

I have a clothes pin that makes me smile every time I see it! Makes laundry even more fun. :)
 
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