What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[Bramblethorn]

I helped a co-worker with a programming problem and she was so grateful she renamed one of the variables after me. Doesn't get much nerdier than that.

 

[dacoach44]

My Dixie cousin........

I have never met. Spoke to her for a long time, love meeting my faraway cousins!

 

[Lothario1956]

Dreaming of a threesome!

 

[Cumlover999]

Oh, you devil you
Blush

 

[Lothario1956]

Oh, you devil you
Blush

Just saying...

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

A picture I shared with a friend that summed up a conversation we had earlier in the week.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

This text message after Smalls had a play date.

 

[subinchicoCA]

Remembering, Fort Lauderdale jail, 25 of us in a four-man cell decide to get revenge on the Jerk by himself in the cell across the way for mouthing off at us. So we urinated in three different containers and got his attention and threw it in his face.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The GEICO 'Mayhem' cat ad makes me smile.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Looking at an image I received in a PM that is precise and to the point.

 

[seela]

It was yesterday, but getting an error message on Outlook that my floppy disk is too small.

Actually thinking about it still makes me smile today, so it works for the thread's premise.

 

[seela]

Getting mail. Moar please!

 

[Lothario1956]

Setting my girl a no panties day...

 

[dacoach44]

Floppy???

It was yesterday, but getting an error message on Outlook that my floppy disk is too small.

Actually thinking about it still makes me smile today, so it works for the thread's premise.

'and I thought I was an antique!!! The only floppy here is my gay cock......

I had fun writing a couple of paragraphs on Storyworth, a present from my baby. U get a question every week, for a year, about your past.......

 

[Cumlover999]

Getting a task from Him. So excited
Just thinking about it makes me happy and wet

 

[Lothario1956]

Getting a task from Him. So excited
Just thinking about it makes me happy and wet

...and me hard!

 

[seela]

I think someone made an alt just to send me a funny PM to cheer me up.

Here's a snippet:

"With libido of a legend and length and width as my weapon my purpose is to provide passion and to powerfully pleasure your pearl in the midst of seducing your thoughts so that you must think of me."

 

[Bramblethorn]

my hands being tied with my own hair up behind my back

I have a thing for short hair, but long hair on a sub just has so many fun possibilities.

I think someone made an alt just to send me a funny PM to cheer me up.

Here's a snippet:

"With libido of a legend and length and width as my weapon my purpose is to provide passion and to powerfully pleasure your pearl in the midst of seducing your thoughts so that you must think of me."

I am in awe. It's the Poe's Law of horny PMs.

 

[seela]

I am in awe. It's the Poe's Law of horny PMs.

I know! It's amazing.

 

[Lothario1956]

my girl, as always

 

[Cumlover999]

A song, a chat, his voice. All of him. Always

 

[Bramblethorn]

I did my taxes like a grownup.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

An irate cat.

 

[Acktion]

Another return message...

Okay. Now she is just having way too much fun adding her text with my pictures.

 

[Cumlover999]

Getting a nice message this morning.