What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[Farawyn]

Every time I move my dog struggles to get closer.

 

[butters]

a call from the local housing authority today arranging to meet the offspring at the sheltered housing flats tomorrow.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

my children make me smile.
Even when they don't make me smile, I'm still happy they are mine.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

A kid running around in a store saying..
Game night! Game night game night game night!
Stops, looks me right in the eye, fist pump to the sky..
GAME NIGHT!!!
Runs off.
He's obviously psyched for game night

 

[TedandKit]

My little Kitten dealing with Me when had to get a new phone after the run around with Apple last two weeks. And she was right just ask if can upgrade and I did. So she's making Me smile all day. And My battery lasts more then 3 hours and doesn't die at random times.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

Men cat fishing as women always give themselves away when they list their bra size. I love watching the dogpile of men that eat that shit up, too.

 

[Farawyn]

Men cat fishing as women always give themselves away when they list their bra size. I love watching the dogpile of men that eat that shit up, too.

Ooooh, where?

I'm a 34DD.

I am no Man.
-Eowyn.

 

[MeekMe]

Ooooh, where?

I'm a 34DD.

I am no Man.
-Eowyn.

Not here but he described himself as athletic, 5'3" and 115 lbs with a bra size of 38D.

(^O^) Too funny.

 

[Farawyn]

Not here but he described himself as athletic, 5'3" and 115 lbs with a bra size of 38D.

(^O^) Too funny.

He does know that the 38 is around?

I'm a 34-36 around, even when I was pregnant. Because I am 5'2".

And I haven't been 115 since 8th grade.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bramblethorn]

Don't give them the clue far. It also makes me snigger in stories. It's such an odd detail to include, especially when it's ill matching with the rest of the description.

I posted this over in AH yesterday:

http://scottbaiowulf.tumblr.com/post/155051134816/male-writers-writing-female-characters

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

 

[MeekMe]

He does know that the 38 is around?

I'm a 34-36 around, even when I was pregnant. Because I am 5'2".

And I haven't been 115 since 8th grade.

I'm positive most dudes don't understand what the number in front means.
I'm 32 around and less than 115.

Don't give them the clue far. It also makes me snigger in stories. It's such an odd detail to include, especially when it's ill matching with the rest of the description.

Even with a clue many still get it wrong. Men tend to stick to the same "perfect body" numbers and descriptions so usually 5'5" or less and 120 lbs or less with a stupidly absurd bust size.

I posted this over in AH yesterday:

http://scottbaiowulf.tumblr.com/post/155051134816/male-writers-writing-female-characters

Omg that's funny! So glad I read that. ٩(^‿^)۶

 

[Farawyn]

I posted this over in AH yesterday:

http://scottbaiowulf.tumblr.com/post/155051134816/male-writers-writing-female-characters

 

[Eva_Star]

Ooooh, where?

I'm a 34DD.

I am no Man.
-Eowyn.

I was a 34 DD when I was nursing. I was so impressed with myself. I was like "Daaaamn. Look at these beauties!" You must feel like that every day. *nods*

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bluespark]

As usual, myself. Posted this on the Post with your breast size thread. Wasn't sure what my cup size was so I took a wild guess.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=82782140&postcount=381

 

[Farawyn]

I was a 34 DD when I was nursing. I was so impressed with myself. I was like "Daaaamn. Look at these beauties!" You must feel like that every day. *nods*

Pssst... my boobs are all over Lit.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Pssst... my boobs are all over Lit.

This did.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Even though I was up late as usual, I slept better last night than I have in years. Hope I can make that a thing

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Bluespark]

The three S's: Shower, Shit and a shave. But not that order. Some days it don't take much.

 

[MeekMe]

Reading the smut being spammed in BDSM Talk. I love lesbians and want them to dominate the world and I want them to do this for my fantasy. Makes sense.

 

[Blue]

Reading the smut being spammed in BDSM Talk. I love lesbians and want them to dominate the world and I want them to do this for my fantasy. Makes sense.

*Reads*
Hmmm.
I wonder, what's the point having a lesbian ?apocalypse? if it means he'll become redundant?