cookiecat
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Swapping spider war stories![]()

Somebody who threatened to kill me.![]()
Kitty cuddles. It was 37C but apparently that's the best weather for sitting on me and purring loudly.




A friend was added to the organ transplant list today.
To be added on the list you have to meet with a psychiatrist a few times and fill out a long ass form with all sorts of prying questions. Such as listing all sexual partners, their years of birth, and sexual dysfunctions/påroblems with each person. And they really meant all sexual partners, even those from over ten years ago.
My friend decided her fucking a guy who was 30 years older than her in the ass with a strap on and him not getting a hard on was not something that the fine folks at the health industry needed to know and skipped that part of the questionnaire altogether.
But we had a fun time thinking about how she should have written the names of her doctors there. Or some celebrities. And write extensively about the problems they faced in the sack, too. That would have made the discussion with the psychiatrist a lot more interesting, I'm sure.![]()
