What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[Misshotndeep]

You don’t read DMs, you don’t read profiles. You insult me, then run and cry to others on here because I was “mean” for calling you out for it. Wow… just wow… no apologies. You actually blamed me for your lack of reading comprehension.
That shit is hilarious!

 

[muddler35]

This is a slight dramatization, but it’s in the spirit of what really happened.

Her: I have to be quiet. They are shooting in my house.

Me: WTF???? Take cover Woman! Start shooting back!

Her: They are doing a photo shoot for my daughter.

Me: Oh, Well that changes things……

Her: Idiot.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

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I sit on the ottoman

 

[BiBunny]

Seeing Daddy on cam tonight.

(Yes, we live like 20 minutes apart, but he was tired and afraid he'd fall asleep before I could get there, so we Skyped for a little while.)

 

[twister947]

Baseball. It just makes me smile.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Squad goals!!!

 

[twister947]

"...rapid, unscheduled disassembly."
Iow, it blew the fuck up.

 

[Primalex]

ChatGPT eliminating one of the most difficult tasks for me - finding a good name for my game characters.

https://imgur.com/cSvXKMH

 

[Bramblethorn]

"...rapid, unscheduled disassembly."
Iow, it blew the fuck up.

"Lithobraking" is a favourite of mine in that vein.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Illustrations for Screw the roses, send me the thornes.

I have no idea why I always get stuck withe the thorny jobs?

 

[seela]

I have no idea why I always get stuck withe the thorny jobs?

Better than the rat killing job if you ask me…

 

[IrisAlthea]

Better than the rat killing job if you ask me…

Well, when you put it like that - yeah!

 

[twister947]

Better than the rat killing job if you ask me…

Killing rats is not without its pleasures.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Killing rats is not without its pleasures.

I’d rather not, frankly.
Sometimes, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do though.

 

[twister947]

Dame Edna. They will be missed.

 

[muddler35]

My asshole cat woke me up at 4:00 am to go outside. I’m not always at the top of my game on Saturday mornings. I stumbled up and let him out. On the way back to bed, I swear, I sneezed twice at the same time. It was a twofer!

I forgot that the Skype call was still open.

What actually happened:
achoo. Oh, sneezes.

What she heard:
ACHOOOO!!!! HOLY SNEESUS!

Weirdo.

Still laughing.

Update: She was getting a little frustrated about something.

Me: Honey, at times like this you have to ask yourself one question.

Her: If you say What Would Sneesus Do, I’m leaving you forever.

I didn’t say it.

 

[luckylegsat60]

Roberto, volunteering to be my cabana boy.

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[IrisAlthea]

The singing of course but also, being able to build a space with those acoustics, where the room actually turns into part of the choir.
Considering the resources they had…

 

[seela]

I’m wearing pumps for the first time this year. My feet feel so light and happy right now! It’s officially spring, yay!

And today is Gloomhaven day, too. I’m so ready to shed some blood! While wearing pumps.

 

[Orchidea73]

Daisy. lol

 

[seela]

I’m wearing pumps for the first time this year. My feet feel so light and happy right now! It’s officially spring, yay!

And today is Gloomhaven day, too. I’m so ready to shed some blood! While wearing pumps.

Aaaand in hindsight it probably would have been a good idea to wear a little lower heels for the heel season opener… Pumps with a skinny heel are a very different animal in comparison to (ankle) boots with a wider heel that I wear in winter.

Walking about 6.5 km/4 mi in pumps after not having worn them since September-ish was “kind of” harsh. The heel wasn’t that high, just a standard 8 cm/3.15 in. But still, ouch. I did not think this thing through for sure.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Looking at old photos of family and remembering all the good times.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Walking about 6.5 km/4 mi in pumps after not having worn them since September-ish was “kind of” harsh. The heel wasn’t that high, just a standard 8 cm/3.15 in. But still, ouch. I did not think this thing through for sure.

There’s always the swedish saying about ”no beauty without pain” but that’s a lot of walking…

 

[steelyblue73]

An acronym