What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[Misshotndeep]

Sharing stories of growing up with my siblings and the lasting scars I left on them for picking on me as the youngest.
Nothing horrible. Just things kids do.

 

[traill]

Finding the joys the sea salt scrub. Why are none of these things popular among us men? It feels amazing!!

Also, a very intense session with Goddess. We explored new territory that was really intense but amazing to explore together. We were all smiles and giggles afterwards <3

 

[IrisAlthea]

Youngest Miss Althea was supposed to bake something sweet to have with friends a school tomorrow. Being a teen she starter late, after math homework.

Sadly it turned out that the butter Mr Althea just bought had gone bad.
I suggested using oil instead, but we had nothing but rather olivy olive oil at home.
So we googled for something with no fat at all and found brownies using banana.
Sadly, noone had put bananas on the shopping list so Mr Althea, quite resonably, hadn’t bought any.

At this point the young miss threw in the towel, but I’m bad at throwing, so I googled again and found a recipe using cocoa powder, powder sugar and egg whites.
We didn’t have the right size pan so there was some creative outside the box thinking, but in the end we extracted something that both looked and tasted like brownies.

Miss A: I can’t believe that you managed to make something that great with those ingredients and hurdles. It’s really quite amazing!

Parental heart swelling with pride and joy.

Miss A: You really must be the most stubborn person ever alive!

Inside IA’s head: Eh, yes. Can we go back to the incredible, great and amazing part now please?

 

[Misshotndeep]

I swear… some of the shit I find online…

 

[Orchidea73]

A joke.

2 chickens get into an argument. One chicken is named Kate & the other is Olena.

Olena: "My eggs are bigger than yours and sell for 50p a piece, look at your small eggs that sell for 25p, haha"

Kate: "Unlike you I don't like having my ass torn for an extra 25p"

 

[IrisAlthea]

Cat is sitting in the empty laundry basket looking as sinister as only a cat can.
Even when people tell me I’m scary, I can never manage looking even a tenth as sinister just by existing and looking.
And I feel like I should go sit in a laundry basket too, because she looks like she might know something I don’t.

 

[JDSMistress]

Talking kinky stuff w an old friend...

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[JDSMistress]

Made me smile... new words turn me on.

 

[Wonderer67]

This wildflower field near my house. There are beehives in the middle of it and I believe these are orange and purple phlox. I also saw some black eyed Susan getting ready to come out.

It’s fucking stunning. Pictures don’t do it justice.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1658652535593263107

 

[BiBunny]

New ideas for work.

I'm about to go hard because with the increase in my Abilify, I'm about to feel like it again.

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[muddler35]

For some reason, my girlfriend and I got into a conversation about celebrity sex videos.

Me: I haven’t watched it, but I heard he is huge!
Her: oooo. Let me look it up……. Umm. I can’t find a picture
Me: Just google Tommy Lee’s dick. How hard can it be?
Her: ………
Me………
Both:

 

[IrisAlthea]

 

[Acktion]

 

[hulmule]

Made a friend smile and laugh today who's been sick.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I went out with my gal pals. One brough her daughter. Little shit requested son of a bitch from the band. They let her play the tambourine. She was all smiles thinking she was one of the adults for a bit. It was adorable!

 

[GessoOfJess]

Watching my beautiful @JessGabriel play her heart out in her big concert, and then taking her for a late seafood dinner to celebrate

 

[Acktion]

 

[IrisAlthea]

Getting home ridiculously late from work and meeting this cutie:

 

[curious_slut]

 

[Wonderer67]

I planted a bunch of pumpkins really early this year and they were really wet as seedlings when we planted them. They proceeded to turn green and then yellow. I think I was watering them too much. I did not water them for a few days and they are drowning secondary and tertiary leaves and taking off and regaining their color.

Thought I was gonna loose that whole part of the field.

 

[Orchidea73]

Always cracks me up. And he's so damn cute.

 

[curious_slut]

 

[Bramblethorn]

Taking my niece to get her face painted.