What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[Misshotndeep]

 

[twister947]

Yeah well, you’ve seen us next to each other. I mean, I’m a statuesque 5’2…

Filed under reason for buying some truly ridiculous heels.

But Iris, you have stature!

My ex is as tall as me; she's 6 ft tall. It was always kind of trippy to go somewhere with her when she was wearing heels. I rather enjoyed it.

 

[melimelissa]

Kinky!

 

[Artfan2]

Kinky!

And they can do lots of things with their tentacles too!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Whenever I need a laugh… one finds me. I feel so lucky.

 

[muddler35]

https://preview.redd.it/lq8z4skglf0a1.jpg?auto=webp&s=a5c9c0b2f3f84ca480aff898134d425baf320e3f

 

[Acktion]

 

[Misshotndeep]

This right here is why you are one of my besties.

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[muddler35]

“Nah, you’re too goofy to be a dick”

Opinions vary on this statement, but it made me laugh. Thanks Night Owl.

 

[IrisAlthea]

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[traill]

Goddess' glee at finally receiving the shocker. A strap I can wear with a shocker that she can activate from anywhere.

 

[Acktion]

 

[IrisAlthea]

Oh, I want to go live in Spadena House!



I mean, The Witch’s House - it’s already kind of mine, right?

 

[traill]

That's so beautiful!! That bath tub especially just

 

[Misshotndeep]

 

[Acktion]

 

[LadyLascivious1]

The teenager “helping” with the groceries…and then finding the freshly shredded Parmesan in the pantry and the potatoes in the fridge.

Only to then have a friend tell me their kids helped put away all the dishes in the dishwasher. Except they weren’t clean

 

[Misshotndeep]

Baby got box

 

[muddler35]

One of the goofiest conversations I’ve ever had:

Me: I’m going to get more tea. I’ll be back in 18 seconds.

Girlfriend: 18,17,16,14…,

Me returning: How’d I do?

Girlfriend: you’re 2 seconds late.

Me: But you skipped 15!

Girlfriend: Why were you still in the room to hear that?????

Me: I had to do the Fred Flintstone thing to gain momentum.

Me: (laughing hysterically)

Girlfriend: You’re an idiot

 

[Crankbait88]

Finally getting the boat into the water, that made me smile.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My response next time I am asked.

 

[Orchidea73]

Apisto. lol