What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[BiBunny]

Being called a fake on a porn industry board because I signed up many years ago and was too intimidated to post, then forgot the account existed for a very long time, and finally decided to go back and post. And people say we're unwelcoming here at Lit, lol.

 

[twister947]

Being called a fake on a porn industry board because I signed up many years ago and was too intimidated to post, then forgot the account existed for a very long time, and finally decided to go back and post. And people say we're unwelcoming here at Lit, lol.

Grin and bear it. Or if that doesn't work, bare it.

 

[muddler35]

Sleepy stream of consciousness babbling with my sweetheart. Somehow we landed on people with webbed toes.

Her: I knew a family that all had webbed toes. It’s genetic, and apparently it’s linked to high intelligence.

Me: Did the seem particularly smart?

Her: No, but they could swim really fast.

 

[IrisAlthea]

The lizard people are coming!

 

[seela]

I beat Hollow Knight! 94%, 48 hours. I went from being absolutely trash to being pretty decent and not constantly afraid, yay. It was my first platformer since Super Mario Bros 3 and first time playing a game that needed more than two buttons.

I might have to go back to get that completion percentage up while I wait for the sequel. Come on Silksong, drop already!

 

[BiBunny]

The locally-famous meteorologist I follow on FB reposts things that people send him. Somehow, I missed this when he posted it yesterday, but some jackass set the bra section in the Leeds, AL, Walmart on fire, presumably to create a distraction in order to steal something.

I know, I shouldn't laugh, but...flaming hot titties, lol!

 

[Broken_paladin]

Lol people that think they are way more important than they are. Narcism is real!

 

[curious_slut]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1688621321029365760

 

[Lipstick_E]

I washed all my dog's toys today and hung them up outside to dry! He keeps looking through the glass door and tilting his head, kind of asking "What's up with that?"

 

[EnglishM41]

I washed all my dog's toys today and hung them up outside to dry! He keeps looking through the glass door and tilting his head, kind of asking "What's up with that?"

Very Cute!

 

[seela]

Today is my last day of work before 32 days of vacation. Let’s do this!

 

[Wonderer67]

Today is my last day of work before 32 days of vacation. Let’s do this!

Enjoy!!

 

[seela]

Enjoy!!

I very much will! Vacation has officially begun!

 

[positiveflirt]

It's WFH day! I got up one minute before my shift was due to start and still made it to work on time!

 

[seela]

A cute little egret.

 

[twister947]

A couple of cool mornings. In August!

 

[seela]

A couple of cool mornings. In August!

What does this mean, temperature wise?

 

[twister947]

What does this mean, temperature wise?

Low 60s (f). If It’s cooler outside than inside, basically.

 

[melimelissa]

 

[Acktion]

 

[melimelissa]

 

[muddler35]

I was on the kitchen floor fixing my dishwasher. My son came in.

Me: (Quoting Bull Durham) “Don’t just stand there like a dummy……Help me up.”

Him: “Why don’t you just call Life Alert?”

Jerk

 

[Acktion]

Someone was filming themselves at the gym while they used some machine weights. And someone walked up, grabbed their phone, and quickly stuck it in the rack of weights before walking away.

And for a couple of minutes, you just see the bottom of the weights and hear them asking for someone to get their phone out, and people just laugh.

I can not stop laughing.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

I finished assembly on the coffee table. The top raises to make a desk or table. It also flips over to make a 40" x 40" game table.
That was the last piece of furniture in my new house.

 

[lanceGibs]

Reading some old messages on skype