What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[Acktion]

"I don't argue. I never argue! I just clarify the fuck out of everything."

 

[seela]

Plans for next week. I’ll be home alone for 5 days straight and I can’t wait!

It’s been so rare that I get to be alone these past few years, so getting several days straight is extra special.

 

[Bramblethorn]

"I don't argue. I never argue! I just clarify the fuck out of everything."

it me!

 

[Orchidea73]

Friends

 

[seela]

Ich liebe dich nicht, ich liebe nur Mayo.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Ich liebe dich nicht, ich liebe nur Mayo.

But, but……but I can make some mayo for you.

 

[seela]

But, but……but I can make some mayo for you.

That changes things completely!

 

[seela]

“Oh I’m really slutting it up today.”

A phrase one would not expect to utter during a phone call while putting on banana socks, but somehow that’s exactly what came out of my mouth.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

https://i.imgur.com/YvBpt9R.jpeg

Heading for camp. There are Bears...no not that kind, the hairy ones...no I mean real fur...Yeh, ok. Puttin' on muh Bear Spray...

 

[ericalauren]

I had a fantastic dream last night about slaying someone I loathe.

 

[melimelissa]

https://i.imgur.com/4RYdDbS.png?1

Life is far too short
To just behave as one ought
Unless one is caught

Méli

 

[twister947]

Me: "There's a tiny frog in the kitchen".
She: "Catch it and take it outside".
"I can't reach the floor. You'll have to catch it."
<grumbles> "I don't like to handle frogs."
"Did you get it?"
"Nope. Too fast."
"Free range frog?"
"For now."
"Why are you wearing a glove?"
"Shut up."

 

[melimelissa]

https://i.imgur.com/pWKFEBr.png?1

 

[seela]

I’ve had a really fun weekend! A new kinky experience, lots of alone time, ice cream, a long walk, two new birds spotted, I cleaned the fridge, bought flowers and yesterday I ran into a guy that I always have a great time with when our paths randomly cross.

I still don’t know his name, but he is smart and great to talk with and has fun friends and we’re clearly into some of the same things, because we keep meeting a few times a year without planning, and it’s not even the same place every time. This time I also got some vague kinky vibes from him from a few comments, which was kinda interesting.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Perfect crossover for me:
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[cookiecat]

“Oh I’m really slutting it up today.”

A phrase one would not expect to utter during a phone call while putting on banana socks, but somehow that’s exactly what came out of my mouth.

Banana socks!

 

[Acktion]

Banana socks!

But, were the shoes white?

Enquiring minds wanna know.

 

[Crankbait88]

Seeing some toddlers playing, not worried about what is to come, just enjoying the moment.

 

[seela]

Banana socks!

Yup!

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...h-today-part-iv.1521109/page-86#post-95005478

 

[Anastasia1999]

Passing my sons room this morning and seeing him crashed out in bed

He worked an 18 hour shift followed by a 12 hour one

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

But, were the shoes white?

Enquiring minds wanna know.

But...wherecare the white shoes? (Saw the socks, nice)

 

[twister947]

My wife and her cat setting out on their morning walk. They remind me of Dorothy and Toto.

 

[twister947]

And.

An invitation to my first ever baby shower. I may go. Or not.

 

[IrisAlthea]

And.

An invitation to my first ever baby shower. I may go. Or not.

Go and report back. I’ve never been to one.

 

[Strixaluco]

Two of my cats running like madmen around the house.