Acktion
GrumpyOldDude
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Don't know what made me think of it, but I once had a girlfriend that was so secret she forgot.
I was nine and got picked on a lot. I liked this gal in my class, and she agreed to be my girlfriend. But, the bullies were picking on me even more. So, she whispered in my ear that she was going to tell them we broke up so they would stop picking on me, but she was really still my girlfriend.
A week later, I see my girlfriend holding hands with one of the worst bullies and I asked her about it. She said he was her boyfriend. I reminded her that I was supposed to be her boyfriend. And, seriously, she said, "Oh. I forgot."
The more I think about it, that's pretty much my dating life with only two exceptions.
I was nine and got picked on a lot. I liked this gal in my class, and she agreed to be my girlfriend. But, the bullies were picking on me even more. So, she whispered in my ear that she was going to tell them we broke up so they would stop picking on me, but she was really still my girlfriend.
A week later, I see my girlfriend holding hands with one of the worst bullies and I asked her about it. She said he was her boyfriend. I reminded her that I was supposed to be her boyfriend. And, seriously, she said, "Oh. I forgot."
The more I think about it, that's pretty much my dating life with only two exceptions.