Mav Unlimited
Literotica Guru
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- Jul 25, 2002
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Thanks Mav!@BrendaD with her wonderful news
I will give you $5 to tell her you bathe in the blood of virgins and Elisabeth Bathory is your hero.One of the girls I work with thinking I was the same age as her, she’s 35. When she learned how old I was, she said “What is your secret?” You look fabulous!
You are a cup of sunshine on a cold day!His laugh, always.
This made me smile, and then laugh. You’re obsessed.Learning a new phrase,”chocolate starfish”
If you ever decide to show yours then wax and bleach first pleaseLearning a new phrase,”chocolate starfish”
That sounds evil in my head for some reason.Stirring up the queso, getting it ready for dinner.
Because of the unnecessary "up"? I was thinking I should edit that out. lolThat sounds evil in my head for some reason.
"Joey doesn't share food!"I hear Joey Tribbiani in my head … ”theres always room for jello…”
if you don’t get that reference we may have to think our relationship
Just like there’s always room for “Grandma’s chicken salad”!I hear Joey Tribbiani in my head … ”theres always room for jello…”
if you don’t get that reference we may have to think our relationship
I don’t share my food either. Unless I’m hungry for the server.Because of the unnecessary "up"? I was thinking I should edit that out. lol
"Joey doesn't share food!"
Where's that eye roll reaction when you need it? lolJust like there’s always room for “Grandma’s chicken salad”!
I don’t share my food either. Unless I’m hungry for the server.