What Made You Smile Today, v6

Getting assigned to cover the AP History classes. These kids are wicked smart and the subjects are fascinating.
I think I missed my calling.
 
One of my sales men came in. I've met him before. He has no idea who I am. Or even that I'm the boss from our meeting before.
He's a good looking guy.
Super arrogant.
Super very salesmen like.

He sits down and talks to my team about everything.
My team is all men.
I listen from my office.

When he's all done. He ask them what they think.

They all say doesn't matter you gotta ask the boss. He looks at them and says ok who's the boss.

They all point to me.

I don't have a penis but I make the damn decisions.

And I will make you explain all of that to me again even though I heard every word cause you are a douchbag.
A cute one but still a douchebag.
 
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One of my sales men come in. I've met him before. He has no idea who I am. Or even that I'm the boss from our meeting before.
He's a good looking guy.
Super arrogant.
Super very salesmen like.

He sits down and talks to my team about everything.
My team is all men.
I listen from my office.

When he's all done. He ask them what they think.

They all say doesn't matter you gotta ask the boss. He looks at them and says ok who's the boss.

They all point to me.

I don't have a penis but I make the damn decisions.
Bless his heart😂
 
I briefly… BRIEFLY… fantasized about obtaining a low-voltage taser to use on those who slightly annoy me… I mean… there’s so many more of those types of people so the opportunities for using it are potentially limitless…

To be clear… I did NOT purchase the one I found on Amazon ($28.95-Prime Shipping)…

But I did smile as I thought about using it on the next person who begins a sentence with, “You know what you need to do…”
 
Getting to have lunch with CLT in person and not over FaceTime for the first time in..almost a year? Dang, haha. It was nice that our schedules worked out for once :)
 
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