What Made You Smile Today, v6

Buying a Teddy bear from a charity shop as its wearing a yellow tshirt like my partners pj's.
 
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My favourite is " He's so far up her ass, he needs a torch to find his way out..."
old familiar wisdom from the grandpa
along with

bitch got her nose so far up in the air she'll drown when it rains!

or

soup was made today you say? better have that chicken march through it a couple more times!
 
Going up in the lift to the 3rd floor office (yes I'm a lazy bastard) and some female compliment my aftershave.
 
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