MsNatalie99
Whateva gets you off
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She captivates any who dare look at herTurning simple ideas and thoughts into Escher figures of Kafkaesque dimensions
What super powers does the lister above you have?
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Mattentive
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MedicalMuse
Limited time offer
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Attention to detail.
Mattentive
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Her personality is so magnetic, when she had an MRI scan it shot her out like a human cannonball.
Scareltt
Literotica Guru
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They can manipulate matter.
SirConradPeckereye
??WotW??
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Anyone who looks into her eyes has their heads explode or are boiled alive, hence why her pic is only of one eye....
hairball18
finding my way
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He can drive jade crazy at the drop of a hat.
Mrtenant
Lord of Chaos
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Launches hairballs at villains like they do in Dragonball
hairball18
finding my way
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My real superpower is killing threads.
Cyber_Bella
Loves Spam
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Can inhale an entire lasagna.
Cat
a Rebel.
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hairball18
finding my way
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Can quell even the most savage beast.
Cat
a Rebel.
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VoraciousValue
Resident Loony
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A pussy that's not afraid to get wet!Tomcat can make the sun shine on even the rainiest of days
Mrtenant
Lord of Chaos
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Vicious sarcasm causes all victims to go catatonicA pussy that's not afraid to get wet!
Mattentive
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He only needs to tie his hammock to one tree.
Lily13
Dolce con un morso
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He can cast a spell on the ladies just by using his sense of humor.
Taegul
MAFTA, Fatherfuckers
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She can burn toast without ever making the kitchen stink.
Marvel is currently developing a movie based on her origin story.
#SoJelly
Mrtenant
Lord of Chaos
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Can huff down 32 hotdogs in one minute, complete with mustard, jalapenos, ketchup, relish, and onions. Fuggin amazing. Nods, oh yeaaa
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muddler35
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Can leap tall buildings in a single bound, he simply chooses not to.
AngelWithAShotgun
Kitten Bites
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Rescues kittens from burning and collapsed buildings without breaking a sweat. Puppies too, if you can convince him.
Can also command bears to turn around and walk away with a single stare cause he's telepathic. He tamed a pegasus too, so handy trekking companion.
Oh, and he's
_Ritch_
Nor Here Or There
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She can nibble the edges off cookies to make genatalia shaped ones.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
digital demi-god
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The ability to find the closest bacon, anytime, anywhere.
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