Btq97
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The ability to tidy a room with a single lookThe ability to find the closest bacon, anytime, anywhere.
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The ability to tidy a room with a single lookThe ability to find the closest bacon, anytime, anywhere.
The ability to kill off a thread without even trying!The ability to tidy a room with a single look
Apparently notThe ability to kill off a thread without even trying!
Can fart on demandI guess invisibility
as I get older I have to be careful that fart doesn't turn to shartCan fart on demand
Cuppers whispererHe can communicate with goldfish. He's still trying to figure out how that can help him take over the world.
And to think I thought they were more of a prime lens.Her eyes have a 70-300mm zoom range.
You just have to press the right button.And to think I thought they were more of a prime lens.
The ability to make everyone smile, feeling loved and seenThe lister above can magically blend in with every business sign, ever.
To melt hearts with her voiceThe ability to make everyone smile, feeling loved and seen
Leaps tall buildings in a single boundTo melt hearts with her voice
His urine has so many nutrients, he can grow text larger than any other litster.Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
He’s a mind reader and can tell what people are going to do, before they do itHis urine has so many nutrients, he can grow text larger than any other litster.
After reading her mind and seeing what she's about to do, I've forgotten the question.He’s a mind reader and can tell what people are going to do, before they do it
Can control computers with his mindAfter reading her mind and seeing what she's about to do, I've forgotten the question.
He can spin into a Death Blossom breakdancingCan control computers with his mind
She can turn people into a puddle by just blinking her eyesHe can spin into a Death Blossom breakdancing
He has the ability to telepathically communicate with all the denizens of Fraggle Rock.
His superpower is that he can change the weather. Please keep this weather - sunny days and cooler nights. Thank youAble to accurately voice all characters from Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street, and the Muppet Show, and as a bonus he does a perfect Yoda.