What types of things have you had in your ass?

Must try to find one of those. Is it it strange that in this world where we can get sex toys of all different size and shapes we still have an urge to use something other than a dildo?
I find household objects so fucking sexy to use
 
. I've considered vegetables etc., but haven't done it yet. Has anyone enjoyed other objects?
I've tried anything I could get my hands that was non-toxic, firm and even vaguely phallic. Yes, including vegetables. Carrots are fun. Those long skinny English cucumbers are great. A large ear of corn when feeling really randy. Also a knotted rope. Hard to get in, but amazing when you pull the knot(s) out. Probably the strangest thing was a deer antler. Obviously, I had to be very careful (I took it lying down) but with the tip of it just teasing my prostate... 🧨❤️‍🔥🎇
What was your experience like?
All good. For the most part, it's pyschological. With most things, the sensation isn't much different than a dildo. But the spontaneity, and the sort of pure childish naughtiness of it! The mind, as they say is the greatest erogenous zone.
 
I feel like this should go without saying, but PLEASE don't stick things up your ass that don't have a flared base-you don't want to find yourself in the ED having someone fish something out of your ass that wasn't made to be there!

I understand that not everyone has the access to appropriate anal toys and that necessity is the mother of invention, but before you go stuffing things up your ass that aren't made to be there, make sure that's it's something that you aren't going to be embarrassed to have removed if the need arises.
 
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Ok here's the real story. We played chess, he was better at it. I asked for an advantage - him starting down a bishop. He said ok, IF i played with his bishop up my ass.

He still won.
I'm quite certain, with a bishop up my ass (or even a priest!) I wouldn't have been able to focus either.
 
A handset from the phone in our hotel room.
Remote control.
Her fist (amazing)
Scrub brush (not recommended)
An entire bottle of wine (the liquid not the bottle)
 
I feel like this should go without saying, but PLEASE don't stick things up your ass that don't have a flared base-you don't want to find yourself in the ED having someone fish something out of your ass that wasn't made to be there!

I understand that not everyone has the access to appropriate anal toys and that necessity is the mother of invention, but before you go stuffing things up your ass that aren't made to be there, make sure that's it's something that you aren't going to embarrassed to have removed if the need arises.
I work in the ED, too (Emergency Department for the lay audience) and echo the above. It's surprisingly common! Because they're so embarrassed, many will put off coming in until serious injury has developed. Without going into the gory details, I would simply say be thinking about how the object will come out before it goes in, and don't wait if you do need help. We see it all and you won't be judged.
 
I prefer the slightly larger ones like church candles. However I do use them as table decorations also.. I always slide a condom over them, there must be a reason but I can not think of it off hand.
I like the idea of using them on my wife then lighting them for a dinner party hoping they’re now scented.
 
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