what was the strangest object you ever used on yourself??

[mickyp123]

Yuo know that if you shove enough in it, you won't technically be a virgin, right?

Ever thought why virgins are protected by something with the name "Himen"

 

[Firebrain]

Ever thought why virgins are protected by something with the name "Himen"

That is worse than any truncheon pun

 

[Wildcard66]

my girl at the time wanted me to use things on myself and she would watch, i stuck a broom handle in me and she took over

 

[mickyp123]

my girl at the time wanted me to use things on myself and she would watch, i stuck a broom handle in me and she took over

I hope it didn't have a hook on the end, or rubbed with ginger root lol

 

[girl121]

I hope this counts

i've used a Night stck a Garden hose

 

[cf23430]

i've used a Night stck a Garden hose

damn..wow...

 

[Wild2crazy77]

i've used a Night stck a Garden hose

A garden hose! WOW!

 

[Wildcard66]

wow a night stick!!! how did that work with the water hose? lol

 

[lonelyjulia]

softball bat
my fist
my girlfriend's fist and forearm
shovel handle
axe handle
table leg
pepsi can
assorted vegetables
cue ball
perrier bottle

 

[husky4life]

softball bat
my fist
my girlfriend's fist and forearm
shovel handle
axe handle
table leg
pepsi can
assorted vegetables
cue ball
perrier bottle

WOW

 

[Natalya555]

the strangest thing i ever used.. was an electric toothbrush..guess its not that weird but i enjoyed how rough it vibrated my clit

 

[amy875]

An ear of corn, a lite candle, a water pick are about the strangest things

 

[peekingone]

Now I can say, after yesterday (), a lucite four pronged massager. Wow! I was in G spot heaven.

should have taken a picture

 

[lonelyjulia]

softball bat
my fist
my girlfriend's fist and forearm
shovel handle
axe handle
table leg
pepsi can
assorted vegetables
cue ball
perrier bottle

My mistake! I thought it was strangest things you've used IN yourself, not ON yourself. My bad. A more accurate list would include:

shower massager
feather duster
silk necktie
faux mink scarf
assorted vibes
pool jets
clothespins
super-soaker

 

[isseii]

My mistake! I thought it was strangest things you've used IN yourself, not ON yourself. My bad. A more accurate list would include:

shower massager
feather duster
silk necktie
faux mink scarf
assorted vibes
pool jets
clothespins
super-soaker

Nah, you had it right the first time. Well, at least right based on the things the rest of us have been talking about since we've all been talking about what we've been cramming (or had crammed) into ourselves as well. Either way that's one hell of a list.

 

[yogiforlife]

..................

 

[djax]

a squash with bumps all over it.....mmmmmm

 

[LWPuffbuster]

I had sex with an old fashioned glass milk bottle once, haha

Bad news.